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  • #31
    Congrats on being broke, Ray! Yay! Only have to wait in line for 15 minutes now and get some free food on Thursday night of the con. Membership has it's benefits. And is the threat of a full-on body lube massage supposed to make me scream and run away like a little girl? Sorry, only spiders can do that! *laughs*

    And I have many women ask me for rubs (I think ravensdoittir can back me up on this). One of my exes used to be a massage therapist and I was her "homework." One of the only good things I got out of that relationship, lemme tell ya! Ran into one of my buddies, Lamia (she was in the Chthulu-Butt dress at D*C MMX) at Jennie's booth. She got a neck/shoulder/hand rub from me, then I re-aligned her spine. Instant girl puddle. She loves me best!
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    This is my idea of exercise

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    • #32
      yeah.. Girl puddles are fun to make.. And scare YOU off? That was not a warning, it was a description for the NORMS!!! You don't qualify for that category!!
      Originally posted by Tipouf
      *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
      Newbie kills = 1
      Originally posted by sableagle
      .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Kamn View Post
        So... I have to get to D*C to learn from da mastah! OK!

        Oh and if I make it (probably not, $$ no having) anyone can ask me any time for a backrub, I LOVE giving them. Hells I contemplated going to France to give one to someone in need

        And mastah? Sing me up!
        ya know we need to pimp you out better so you get the $$ you need to make it to d*c
        hell you need to get a lil area set up and sell massages there! you are trained!!!

        someone help this boy pimp out his hands!
        [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

        Originally posted by RazorJAK
        Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
        http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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        • #34
          Originally posted by ILikeNinjas! View Post
          Damn straight I'm your pimp. Now go stand on a street corner and get to business, bitch.
          no wonder Mary likes you so much!
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          Kidnapping? I prefer the term "suprise adoption!"
          Originally posted by RazorJAK
          Yup that's it, run. You'll just die tired.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Tipouf View Post
            hell you need to get a lil area set up and sell massages there!
            ....Actually, would it be that difficult to get a table and setup a small massage area? Something like $10 for a shoulder massage, $20 for a back massage, etc. Hmmmm.... gears are turning.....
            Why yes, I have one of those deviant art pages.
            I'm also on those books with faces.
            Also, read my writ of writings
            And of course BUY MY STUFF!!

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            • #36
              I'm an amateur and only worth booze. But I've seen professionals working the crowd. I've seen artists hawking cartoons of people. As long as you don't bother people, or block traffic, setting up a chair shouldn't be a problem.
              Originally posted by Tipouf
              *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
              Newbie kills = 1
              Originally posted by sableagle
              .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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