Kilt Blowing 2012

[Silverharp]

I'm going to put myself up as the official Kilt Blowing barker for next Dragoncon.
I loved wrangling people in, and had women thanking me for days, it was great!

[Tipouf]

what evils did you do! details man!

*sits on the floor all doe eyed* tell me a story

[dmann]

Considering my plans, would it be interesting if I signed up for the kilt blowing as well then, although I don't have a kilt of my own yet?

[Silverharp]

what evils did you do! details man!

*sits on the floor all doe eyed* tell me a story

Not a lot of evil, as it were. I've got a good loud announcer voice, and wandered up and down the line asking people how they were doing, when I'd see a woman or a group walk by I'd ask them if they'd heard of the kilt blowing, or (and this one worked best) would yell out
"Excuse me! Yes, you! How would you like a chance to see a bunch of kilted men like this one (I'd grab a random soon to be blow-ee) treated like meat for your amusement? One woman, one leaf blower and a LOT of kilts!"
The best part was prancing around the Old Spice Guy for the drool factor, THAT got us some ladies through the door, it did! "Look at this pretty man! How could you NOT watch him get blown on stage?!"
I've got me some pretty bad self esteem, but once I go into announcer mode, it all slips away and I have FUN. I've even got a costume in mind to wear this year for the fun of it

[sableagle]

Roll up! Roll up! See the amazing bearless lady, Jennie Breeden, blow a hundred men in one night! See the show. Scream a lot. Buy the calendar. Roll up for Kilt-blowing 2012!

[Tipouf]

ok so next year you work the ladies, i'll work the men
had so much fun going up to the guys say "so, you gonna get blown tonight?"

[Kamn]

Tip, exactly how many knew what you were talking about, and how many were just too dumb-stricken to reply for a few seconds?

[greyloch]

ok so next year you work the ladies, i'll work the men
had so much fun going up to the guys say "so, you gonna get blown tonight?"

Just remember to keep it to volunteers. It really takes all the fun out of things if someone says that they were forced to go up on stage to be "blown" by Jennie. Light-hearted reverse-sexism is the goal here, not setting up a porno shop.

That being said, I'll still be there. I think it's a total blast and want my couple of minutes of feeling like a porn star. 'Cause I have little or no shame in this arena.

[sableagle]

For "bearless" read "beardless" unless you prefer "bearless" in which case go with that.

[Sehson]

Hey if by some means fanatical, I can make it to another D*C...

I will have you know I will be neither beardless nor Bearless as I will not shave parts of my face much less my entire body...

[greyloch]

Hey if by some means fanatical, I can make it to another D*C...

I will have you know I will be neither beardless nor Bearless as I will not shave parts of my face much less my entire body...

You could always shave your body hair (chest, leg, back, butt, which ever is hairiest) (mental image = Ew!) in to the shape of a bear. By the end of most Dragon*Cons, I end up nearly beardless. I'm never bearless - got a tat of a grizzly on my right shoulder-blade.

[dmann]

You could always shave your body hair (chest, leg, back, butt, which ever is hairiest) (mental image = Ew!) in to the shape of a bear. By the end of most Dragon*Cons, I end up nearly beardless. I'm never bearless - got a tat of a grizzly on my right shoulder-blade.

I have a lot of chesthair, and a very thick head of hair. I might have to grow one and trim the other for kiltblowing. And then dye and style both for the night...

[sableagle]

Maybe with a few square metres of black fur fabric and a LOT of double-sided sticky tape ...

[greyloch]

I have a lot of chesthair, and a very thick head of hair. I might have to grow one and trim the other for kiltblowing. And then dye and style both for the night...

I'm trying to imagine what all would go into dyeing and styling chest hair to match the hair on your head. I would think the curling irons would be a bitch work with. But if you're going for dyeing, you might as well make the carpeting match the drapes, right?

[Dominic]

Considering my plans, would it be interesting if I signed up for the kilt blowing as well then, although I don't have a kilt of my own yet?

Many have kilts to loan. Measure yourself (your natural waist at the belly button, and from your natural waist to the bottom of your knee when kneeling. That is ALL the measurment of yourself we need) and I will check the collection.