Dragon Con 2012 Photos

[sableagle]

You know they're all princesses? Princess this and Princess that? Leaving aside that princesses used to be diplomatic bargaining chips and baby-factories for royal houses, which doesn't sound like fun, that's an awful lot of princesses. That's a whole lot of competition for first refusal on the good prospective suitors and they, ah, inheritance. Someone told me MLP politics must be really bloody.

I disagree.

A princess is simply a queen's daughter. They each have their role, and someone who knows them can identify an individual's role by examining her. They are all daughters of The Queen. These things are true of a few species on Earth.

Not horses.

Not deer.

BEES! MLP are BEES! Apis mellifera scintilla di crepuscolo is a lovely name. I think Apis mellifera torta traforara visited the wrong kind of flower a bit too often.

[Chiefenstien]

You know they're all princesses? Princess this and Princess that? Leaving aside that princesses used to be diplomatic bargaining chips and baby-factories for royal houses, which doesn't sound like fun, that's an awful lot of princesses. That's a whole lot of competition for first refusal on the good prospective suitors and they, ah, inheritance. Someone told me MLP politics must be really bloody.

I disagree.

A princess is simply a queen's daughter. They each have their role, and someone who knows them can identify an individual's role by examining her. They are all daughters of The Queen. These things are true of a few species on Earth.

Not horses.

Not deer.

BEES! MLP are BEES! Apis mellifera scintilla di crepuscolo is a lovely name. I think Apis mellifera torta traforara visited the wrong kind of flower a bit too often.

There is a line with MLP, I believe we may have crossed it. Seriousness and Pink Ponies have no room together in the same room.

[sableagle]

"Would you like a cup of coffee?"
"Not from you. You're covered in MLPs!"
"Yes, I like my women like I like my coffee: covered in MLPs!"

[greyloch]

"Would you like a cup of coffee?"
"Not from you. You're covered in MLPs!"
"Yes, I like my women like I like my coffee: covered in MLPs!"

That's a terrible Eddie Izzard paraphrase! You should be ashamed and no biscuit for you!!

But moving away from MLP, how's about zombies in kilts? Finally got the gumption up to work on this photo and post it. I made it SFW but still a bit... naughty.
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[sableagle]

No biscuit? I do still get cake, right? I don't particularly want the death, and cake's pretty much the only other thing on the menu.

Heh ...

Well, I'm not bragging, babe, so don't put me down,
But I've got the fastest thing on legs in town.
If someone comes up to me, he don't even try,
'cause if she had a set of wings, man, I know she could fly.
She's My Little Pony. You know what I got.
Just a Little Pony with a cutie mark,
But she'll walk a timber wolf like a stroll in the park.
She's got jet-black body hair and a scarlet mane.
She'll push Mach 3 down Canterlot Lane.
She's My Little Pony. You know what I got.
She won the show-jumping rosette and the hunter trials,
She doesn't break a sweat running two-minute miles,
And if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid
There's one more thing: she's got her own pet dragon!
And singing arias in the talent shows,
Well she blows 'em outta the water with hose clear high notes.
I get cramp in my wrists and a black-'n'-blue rear,
But we jump rivers in full combat gear.
She's My Little Pony. You know what I got.
She's My Little Pony. You know what I got.

Source, for the young ones who don't recognize it.