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  • #31
    When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by sableagle
      Can't resist ...

      What the PUCK is that?


      "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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      • #33
        It came up under "breath mint". Having seen what that tiger's breath did to that lady's hair, I thought maybe they'd be needed.
        When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Farler
          heh, you remind me of my cousin. She was always in the middle of it, sometimes she started the wrestling. Of course when the 200 pound idiot slams your aesthmatic cousin to the ground the next match stops being quite as playful and becomes "turn the idiot blue"
          yikes! the worst to happen to me- unplanned- was when my opponent srewed up a hurricanranna and instead of getting me mid-section got me in the face. he was pissed because i was actually able to bust him open after he bet me $5 i couldn't. i got a bloodied nose and busted lip but it was SO totally worth it to see the jack off's face when he started bleeding. i'm really wanting to get back into it.
          See you in the stars kiddos!!

          You're gonna do what with that banana? Is that legal?

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          • #35
            Originally posted by BeautifulTragedy
            i got a bloodied nose and busted lip but it was SO totally worth it to see the jack off's face when he started bleeding. i'm really wanting to get back into it.
            I'm so attracted to you right now.
            Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup!

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            • #36
              See you in the stars kiddos!!

              You're gonna do what with that banana? Is that legal?

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              • #37
                Go play with your cousin.
                Originally posted by Tipouf
                *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                Newbie kills = 1
                Originally posted by sableagle
                .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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                • #38
                  Go play with mine.

                  Everybody else does.
                  When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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                  • #39
                    anybody wanna wrestle?!!? i'm hyper and need to burn this energy.. i promise not to hurt you...too much *innocent smile* it's just lil' ole' me.
                    See you in the stars kiddos!!

                    You're gonna do what with that banana? Is that legal?

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                    • #40
                      i'm depressed! =]

                      erm, with my permission, you may wrestle with my Happenis

                      Originally posted by BeautifulTragedy
                      anybody wanna wrestle?!!? i'm hyper and need to burn this energy.. i promise not to hurt you...too much *innocent smile* it's just lil' ole' me.
                      Originally posted by sableagle
                      Go play with mine.

                      Everybody else does.

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