I suppose I should...

[Neilathak]

..introduce myself.

So, hi there. My name is Neil, or Neilathak.
I've been lurking around this corner of the internet for a while and thought I would say hello.

You people seem pretty crazy, so we should get along fine and dandy!

[KiaKat]

Oh fercryin...

*pounc...

*thud*

nevermind. someone else wanna take this one? i'll try again tomorrow when i've had sleep.

[Neilathak]

Wow. So it looks like I came in on the tail-end of a newbie bum rush.

I could come back tomorrow if you like.

[KiaKat]

Wait...

Another Canukistinian? How many are there of you? I thought you had a tiny population.

Stop confusing me. My cats are fine on their own when it comes to that, they don't need help.

[Neilathak]

Well, some of us like to make multiple accounts for places.

Y'know, so we can feel like some of the bigger countries.

[Pirate Bear]

I don't like getting caught in the pile, so I'll just shake your hand and say welcome.



Now...



I'm getting the hell out of the way.



There may be some indecent groping. Don't resist. They just grab harder.

[Silverharp]

Hmm....good hips, nice fetlocks...

You'll do!

*Hands the newbie a beer*

[Neilathak]

There may be some indecent groping. Don't resist. They just grab harder.

But I DO like beer, so if there's more beer involved, grope away!

What are fetlocks, anyways?

[Plunder Down-Under]

Tsk I dont usually do this, but the welcoming party was so pitiful...

*Adorable Flowers and Flowing hair Pretty Pounce!*

*kisses Neilathak on the forehead*

Welcome.

[asianmommy]

Newbie?

:: peeks around corner::

It's new!
:: POUNCE!!! ::

[Crazeyal]

"Captain to Bombadeer.. Target in sight"

"Aye sir.. Loadin.."

"Prepare to fire.."


READY..

STEADYYYYY..


FIRE!!

P00OUNCE DA NEWBIE!!



I'mAldonminddacrotchsorryaboutdanopantsthing *GASP* it'straditionyaknowwaittildagirlsgetatcha *GASP*

oh.. uh..yeah.. and.. "Hi"

[Plunder Down-Under]

Now theres a suitably dramatic pounce.

[Sehson]

Al

Put yer pant's back on you freak.... an quit scarrin the newbies

[Crazeyal]

Awwww But you guys are USED to it..

*starts the Lambada with Sehson*

[Sehson]

I forget Does the lead start left or right...

Ah screw it

*Dips Al*