The Unicorn is a Symbol of What?!

[kitty!]

You're right.

[Crazeyal]

Take naps. Organize your time better. Set a schedule to do homework and STICK TO IT. Keep other distractions away when it's study time. Unless it's some sort of online quiz, DON'T do it where you can get online. Break your bad habits, or lessen them. Set rules and stick to them. Is the room a mess you study in? Clean it or go to a clean place. Frame of mind is important too.

Right now you are in "just get it done" mode. That is not condusive to learning. The better your enviornment, the better your absorbtion and retention.

[kitty!]

But all I wanna do is sleeeeeeeeep!

[Crazeyal]

No, you are disorganized and figuring good intentions will overide your HADD (or whatever version you have!)

You want good grades, you HAVE to fix your study habits. Set a time to finish homework, do research, and DO IT. Have troubles keeping active for the hour or two that it takes? buy an alarm clock, take a half hour break and then get back to it!

[kitty!]

In art history the unicorn was used as a symbol of Jesus, as the unicorn was a pure, wholesome creature that only had good in it's heart for others. The destruction of a unicorn was considered a tragic thing to be mourned.

I'm not sure how the unicorn was first used as a symbol of jesus, but there's a Medieval tapestry set called "The Unicorn Tapestries", the most published section called "The Hunt of the Unicorn". It was an allegory for the life and death of Jesus.

And this is all coming from the girl who is getting an E in art history. I suck at homework.

[BeautifulTragedy]

my friend sent me a text on Easter saying "Happy rabbit fuck day. May they multiply gracefully". I replied with "Happy fertility day! Give her chocolate and you can kiss her 'bunny ears*'!!!!"

*bunny ears= mom gave new name to camel toe the day before easter

[Farler]

yeah... he's been a bit off as of late. Though it could be that IVE been getting into the action more and have been pushing my proxy to the side.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Ha, if anyone comes out needing counseling it's the old one

[Farler]

I don't spin! I tell the happy truth!

and take it up the bum from an old one. Plunder is a master of denial... otherwise he'd need quite a bit of counseling.

[Plunder Down-Under]

I don't spin! I tell the happy truth!

[asianmommy]

I'd rather be Emperor fabulous or really really interesting guy.

[Silverharp]

Hell, we could bring a whole bunch of folks as the Office Gods (Caffeina, Computa, Faxus, Filus, Phonia, Stressa, Copius, Hernia, Deliverus, Agendus, Relaxa.) and have a whole pantheon of crap gods!

Okay, that'd be awesome

[Farler]

Im just so happy to see Jesus back. He's been gone for a long time and I missed him.

[greyloch]

<snip>of course he's resurrected but that's because he's a tarty-show off 'because when jesus went into nazareth on a donkey he must have gotten tarted up a bit"

And we shall now sign the hymn, "Oh God, What on Earth is, uh, is My Hairdo All About?"

I so want to be Jeff, the God of Biscuits, or Simon, the God of Hair-Dos, when I grow up. Just because they're crap Roman Gods!

Hey RazorJak! Feel like dressing up in Togas at D*C and playing one of these gods with me? Hell, we could bring a whole bunch of folks as the Office Gods (Caffeina, Computa, Faxus, Filus, Phonia, Stressa, Copius, Hernia, Deliverus, Agendus, Relaxa.) and have a whole pantheon of crap gods!

[sableagle]

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