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  • Princess just lost 1000 cool points. :p

    I despised New Kids on the Block. Loathed them. Hated them with every fiber of my being!

    Now I have images of a young Jennie rocking out to "Step by Step."

    Blasting their music from her stereo tape deck in her bedroom, and singing "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" into her hairbrush, pretending it's a microphone.

    Posters of them on her walls.

    "Mrs. Jennie Breeden Wahlberg" scrawled on her Trapper Keeper.


    Which one did you like? Was it Joey? Was there a Joey? I'm sure there was. I think all boy bands are required by law to have a member named Joey.

  • #2
    Heh, trapper keeper.

    1435 years later, I finally have a two-word, post-modern acronym for "Chastity Belt."

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    • #3
      Only thing I've ever found amusing about the new kids was the fact they have a worse criminal record than Metallica (Well, at the time, at least...Though if it's changed, I'd be very surprised...Metallica has gotten too grumpy to break the law as of late :P)
      Chaos is it's own reward

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      • #4


        princess should wear these...

        and nkotb... now I'm having flashbacks of my youth... dammnit

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        • #5
          New Kids on the Cock ...

          Yeah, just slightly less atrocious than both the Backdoor Boys and N'Stink.


          "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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          • #6
            I like music that the band members had a hand in the creation of
            Headbutts,

            A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freiman

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            • #7
              I have to say that I hated them when I was younger but I love them now that I'm older just because the music is so cheesy and the dancing is so simple and bad - they just don't get away with that kind of stuff anymore.

              The best thing about this tour is they're all older now and balding and some of them are fat (or were - maybe they've all gone on SUPER DIETS).

              Plus for a drag king this stuff is GOLD.
              I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.

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              • #8
                Witchlady!!!!

                *Spotlights burst out of the ground*

                *Fog rolls in*

                FLAME SHOOTS UP ON HIGH


                OH OH Oh OH oh

                THE POUNCED NEWB

                First time was fun time
                Second time was a blast
                Now if a new person comes in
                WE KNOCK THEM ON THEIR ASS

                You don't think you can walk..
                I'm not just makin talk..
                You think it's bad right now
                Wait till the Panda stalks!!

                You are the Pounced Newb.. BAY BEH
                It's tradition on this Message Board..
                You are the Pounced Newb.. Bay BEH
                and I'm the one who made first score!


                OH OH Oh OH oh
                OH OH Oh OH oh
                OH OH Oh OH oh

                THE POUNCED NEWB

                Hi.. I'm AL and I approve of this message!
                .../
                Originally posted by Tipouf
                *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                Newbie kills = 1
                Originally posted by sableagle
                .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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                • #9
                  *pounces WitchLady* Welcome to the boards!
                  Chaos is it's own reward

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                  • #10
                    aiming...

                    hiding in box...

                    aImiNg...

                    peeking nose out...

                    Wiggle bUttIng...

                    wait for it...

                    WAIT FOR IT...

                    tail twitching...

                    noSe tWitcHinG...

                    WiGgLe bUtTiNg...

                    pOuncE dA nOObiE!

                    Um...hi?



                    Yeah. It may not protect you, but it will probably distract the pouncing weirdos.
                    It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. Then...
                    Hey, free eyeball!
                    ----------------------
                    Originally posted by Leffy
                    wussy. its not the teeth you should fear


                    its the jaw strength and determination to hang on.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by asianmommy View Post
                      <snip>Plus for a drag king this stuff is GOLD.
                      Ahhhh, that explains a lot about ya.

                      I'm just thankful that my spouse, who is terminally addicted to crappy 80s music (and I do mean bad 80s music, all she listens to is top 40 shit), has enough taste not to listen to NKOTB or other boy bands.

                      Boy bands, in general, must all be burned at the stake. Then dragged from of their ashy pyres and their remains impaled on railroad tracks with two trains, one leaving from Portland, Oregon, at 10:38 a.m. the other departing from Philadelphia, PA, at 10:36 p.m.; the first train travels at 50 mph and the second train at 70 mph. Which one will inflict the most damage on the smoldering corpses? And at what time will that occur? Extra bonus points if you can show how you calculated your answers.

                      Man, I have way too much free time on my hands and a seriously warped imagination. End result tho is that boy bands =
                      sigpic
                      This is my idea of exercise

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                      • #12
                        :: POUNCE WITCHLADY!!!! ::

                        Welcome.
                        I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.

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                        • #13
                          Welcome, Witchlady.

                          I'll give the Princess a pass on this. This is what Pretty Princesses like. If it was the Angel or the Devil, that'd be a different story.


                          Wanna chat with other forumites? Hit irc.aniverse.com and join the #devil'spanties channel.

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                          • #14
                            Distance? Or do we have to look that up?

                            Besides, if you're talking about the actual track, it's not a straight cross-country rail. You have to actually go in the direction of St. Louis for a while, then curve back up towards Chicago, then out towards Denver, then finally up towards Oregon.

                            This country's rail system is horrible. Unless you're going DC to SF, there isn't a straight shot, and most of it is owned by cargo lines, so passenger trains have to defer, making them take much longer. What should be a 3 day trip ends up being 4 or 5.

                            EDIT: and yeah, I liked the NKOTB as a kid. Then I grew up. Then my darling sister subjected all of us in the house to the horror that was the late 90's boy bands. She didn't even have the courtesy to listen to something truly horrible, she had to settle for mediocre.
                            It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. Then...
                            Hey, free eyeball!
                            ----------------------
                            Originally posted by Leffy
                            wussy. its not the teeth you should fear


                            its the jaw strength and determination to hang on.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Mike Taylor View Post
                              I'll give the Princess a pass on this. This is what Pretty Princesses like.
                              Yup, even in Germany. Ah, Mandy ...


                              Hi Witchlady.
                              When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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