A less impressive noob

[roadgypsy]

Ok, so I"ve never been in rhps...never even seen it live*shame* I grew up in nebraska, never been to a con, club, have no artistic ability, or anything else that makes life worth living=( But I do bring my own brand of brain bleach with me wherever I go, sometimes i can make you ponder in awe what I"ve etched into your mind, other times you can stand there drooling, dumber for life having listened, just depends if the 2 brain cells I have left are synching or not(luckily all I have to do in life is point a truck down the road). Anyway, been reading the comic as i get time for a week now, almost into this year! I wander the country with a desktop and wireless in search of something I havn't found yet, or at least not realized if I have. I saw a good opportunity to meet some wolves here(sheep are delicious!) and figured it might cure some of the lonliness of the road. That being said, thanks in advance for having me, and hopefully i can find a way in the future to park my truck near some cons, some mention of clubs worth checking out be nice too, anywhere east of denver really would be appreciated, maybe find my way to one sometime. Ok, rambling over *digs foxhole and awaits pounce*

[Falconess]

*sniffs the air* hmm...I smell...I smell a fresh noob! Must find this noob... *follows nose*

*ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

*POUNCE*

Welcome! welcome dear at was your name again? Oh yes, roadgypsy. Well, Welcome roadgypsy. I hope your life insurance is paid up.

*face licks then snags a bottle of brain bleach and runs off giggling maniacly*

[KiaKat]

*squee!*

Hold on, there's a cat calling me.

*runs to find cat*

*turns back quickly*

*tosses rubber mats and vaccinations at newbie*

Here. You'll need these.

I'll be back in a minute.

[Silverharp]

What's up bro?
Nice tutu.
Guinness?

[roadgypsy]

If by guiness you mean was I drunk....

[KiaKat]

I think you're being offered the Guinness to help numb the pain that is on its way.

If that's the case, I offer scotch. A nice 25 yr Laphroig should do it.

[roadgypsy]

Ahhhh pain builds charachter, but can i have booze anyway? being on the road has made me a lightweight since i drink MAYBE once a month

[KiaKat]

Around here, you'll get *lots* of booze. We are very much with the booze.

Mmmm...alcohol...

Oo! That reminds me...

[roadgypsy]

Around here, you'll get *lots* of booze. We are very much with the booze.

Mmmm...alcohol...

Oo! That reminds me...

I take it the trailing off is something I"m going to have to get used to? I hate cliffhangers!

[KiaKat]

I have a whole thread I use for wine reviews. I tend to only post the ones I like (didn't throw up the cheap Cahors I drank last night...that really wasn't too good), and I have one I really like tonight.

[roadgypsy]

Aye, saw you bumped it and figured that was it, I"ve been surprisingly non-experimental in the 5 yrs I could legally drink, just stuck to what i knew and eventually got to mostly pitchers cause cheap, btw I don't think it'll affect any performances I may volunteer for, but believe it or not I"m notoriously shy in person, unless approached, not sure why, I"m completely shameless as mentioned but think it might be more of a subconcious reaction to my loathing of people as a whole, not really interested in walking up to a group of people and trying to blend if they can't show interest in me first, unfortunately it doesn't very often mean that the non-sheep will approach me either so I just kinda suffer in lonliness........ ack omg I"m not emo!

[KiaKat]

*pats head*

That's ok, we'll teach you to trust a tiny portion of the human race. (read: us)

Then we'll send you running in fear.

It's what we do.

[Falconess]

*sidles up behind Kia*

mmm you've been playing with a noob. Does it look promising? Will it survive?

*pokes at roadgypsy* Whatcha think? A nice place to land, oh wandering one?

[KiaKat]

*sidles up behind Kia*

mmm you've been playing with a noob. Does it look promising? Will it survive?

I believe it will. Though it hasn't been through the ritual yet, so we'll have to see what happens over the next day or so.

*pokes at roadgypsy* Whatcha think? A nice place to land, oh wandering one?

Indeed. It has all that lovely hair. Should cushion the blow.

[Falconess]

mmm yes, the hair. I had noticed that too. Nice hair on a male is so difficult to find these days.