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  • #91
    Originally posted by Leffy View Post
    well considering its impossible to have birthed you me-self.... mommying itself would be unnatural :P
    Uh...

    You've produced spawn.
    You DON'T live in Alaska.
    You have a child past 1.5 years of age.

    You HAVE to know that the "Mommy voice" works on other objects other than your seedling.

    Besides... I get called "Mother hen" (well.. mother SOMETHING...) from the "youngins" all the time!
    Originally posted by Tipouf
    *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
    Newbie kills = 1
    Originally posted by sableagle
    .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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    • #92
      Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
      I don't know if those would count. When I got shot in the head it wasn't a riccochet.
      Well... everyone SWORE it ricochet'd off my noggin... but methinks the scar might be a TAD larger (that and the shiny metal underneath would have shone through!)
      Originally posted by Tipouf
      *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
      Newbie kills = 1
      Originally posted by sableagle
      .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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      • #93
        my mommy voice seems to only ever work on toddlers. the few attempts i've made at using it on others has resulted in... well the simplest explanation is i have an adoring populating in the between 13-19 crowd that don't seem to understand i do NOT want someone that needs a babysitter.

        Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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        • #94
          See there's your problem. You are mixing up your mommy voice with your bedroom voice.


          "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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          • #95
            Okay...

            THAT problem needs to be worked on BEFORE puberty...

            K??
            Originally posted by Tipouf
            *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
            Newbie kills = 1
            Originally posted by sableagle
            .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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            • #96
              i've been told my "bedroom voice" is laughable. apparently if i'm excited i sound like a young school girl being punished.

              Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                i've been told my "bedroom voice" is laughable. apparently if i'm excited i sound like a young school girl being punished.
                That's not exactly... laughable.


                But then it depends on how many school girl uniforms are in your closet.

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                  i've been told my "bedroom voice" is laughable. apparently if i'm excited i sound like a young school girl being punished.
                  Originally posted by Tipouf
                  *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                  Newbie kills = 1
                  Originally posted by sableagle
                  .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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                  • #99
                    i'm talking closer to petulant 8 year old than sexy lolita.

                    Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                    • *turn off*


                      Meh, there's plenty of naughty schoolgirl costumes in our closet, and I'm not the one wearing them!

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                      • Yeah...

                        For SHAME!!!

                        A big breasted voluptious woman who sounds like an ITTY BITTY goil is NOT SEX..yeeesh whomikiddin???


                        RRROWR...
                        Originally posted by Tipouf
                        *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                        Newbie kills = 1
                        Originally posted by sableagle
                        .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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                        • Originally posted by Big Otis Landfish View Post
                          *turn off*


                          Meh, there's plenty of naughty schoolgirl costumes in our closet, and I'm not the one wearing them!
                          Aw please??
                          Originally posted by Tipouf
                          *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                          Newbie kills = 1
                          Originally posted by sableagle
                          .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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                          • Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                            i've been told my "bedroom voice" is laughable. apparently if i'm excited i sound like a young school girl being punished.
                            And here I thought it was a kitty purr...


                            Wanna chat with other forumites? Hit irc.aniverse.com and join the #devil'spanties channel.

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                            • Uh no.. that's the other 2!!
                              Originally posted by Tipouf
                              *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                              Newbie kills = 1
                              Originally posted by sableagle
                              .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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                              • bet you'd have killer legs in knee highs.

                                and actually, school girls not my thing. occassionally i will wear pleated skirts and they tend to look best with collared shirt but..... nope not as an intentional seduction.

                                if i wanted to dress up (and had the money) most my stuff would come from Trashy. they've got AMAZING costumes for both in and out of the bedroom. i'd give you the address but they're 1) expensive as HELL 2)every peice is modeled from the matching hose to the full costume and 3) i beleive they link themselves to where some of their models do an escort type service. i'm assuming its legit and more innocent then it appears buuuut i my cynicism reminds me not to add to their exploitation.

                                Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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