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  • #46
    "Damned frog!" became a common exclamation around the gaming table back home. That and "playing the magical booty flute".


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    • #47
      "Hmm...floor is rather squeeky around here."
      Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup!

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      • #48
        Originally posted by JennieB View Post
        My dad would blame farts on a toad. "Hey, did you see that toad?"
        Except that there were toads everywhere in the summer and I wouldn't associate the fart to him talking about a toad. I just thought he saw a toad.

        I've also heard "someone stepped on a goose!"
        My old man still does that with my kids now. The toad bit that is.
        Last edited by Compton; 08-16-2007, 01:01 PM.
        "I could get lost in a lunchbox"

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        • #49
          I asked someone yesterday for marks out of ten. She was already stunned, but managed to say, "... ten ..."

          I pointed into the mid-distance and cried, "Oh, but only a 3 from the Russian judge!"

          Ever seen someone laugh so hard they couldn't breathe? Not often I accomplish that. I stole the line from You Damned Kid, but it's a good one.

          Rapscallion
          A book in which I'm credited as being influential in its origins.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by greyloch View Post


            Speaking of cons, any idea what Jennie would like as a token of fan appreciation? No, long-haired Asian boys are not within my power to give.

            Damn...she's been reading my Amazon wishlist again......
            "If I love you, what business is it of yours?" - Goethe
            "His hands reinvent cool more often in a day than Wynton Marsalis has in a year." - templeofchow

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Big Otis Landfish View Post
              At your age, and possibly your ethnic heritage.
              *sigh*...it's not my Chinese mother-in-law applying the pressure....it's *MY* formerly perfectly-sane, hippy feminist mother!! (I hadn't even been dating the man for a year when she instructed me to go home and tell him she 'wants him to be the father of my grandchildren.' - that was 4 years ago, and the pressure's only MOUNTED!!)

              *weep*
              "If I love you, what business is it of yours?" - Goethe
              "His hands reinvent cool more often in a day than Wynton Marsalis has in a year." - templeofchow

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              • #52
                Is ... MOUNTED ... really a term you want to use in a thread talking about reproduction?


                "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
                  Is ... MOUNTED ... really a term you want to use in a thread talking about reproduction?
                  Yes.

                  Rapscallion
                  A book in which I'm credited as being influential in its origins.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by JennieB View Post
                    My dad would blame farts on a toad. "Hey, did you see that toad?"
                    Except that there were toads everywhere in the summer and I wouldn't associate the fart to him talking about a toad. I just thought he saw a toad.

                    I've also heard "someone stepped on a goose!"
                    BARKING SPIDERS!


                    "We will not sell the movie rights, not to you...especially not to you!" -Blizzard to Uwe Boll on the topic of the upcoming WoW movie. OWN3D!

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