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the giant. stayed with a friend that had two for a week. first two days were spent convincing them i was not the bad guy and the next five trying to avoid them. they're cot hogs. i'd go lay down at night and they'd pounce up onto it and nudge me around until i tried to shrink myself into a 2 foot space, or fell right off. i loved it.
thank you for helping me figure it out ^.^
Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly
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LOL! That reminds me of a child my wife met while couseling elementary kids. this one little boy was telling her about his dog.
boy, "I have this dog and he's a miniature schnauzer. He's tiny and he's a schnauzer. I don't know why they don't call him a tiny schnauzer. So I looked up miniature and found that it really means tiny. So he's really miniature after all and a schnauzer. That's why we call him a miniature schnauzer, because he's miniature and a schnauzer."
Now just imagine that said at high speed.Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup!
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Originally posted by Leffy View Postthe giant. stayed with a friend that had two for a week. first two days were spent convincing them i was not the bad guy and the next five trying to avoid them. they're cot hogs. i'd go lay down at night and they'd pounce up onto it and nudge me around until i tried to shrink myself into a 2 foot space, or fell right off. i loved it.
thank you for helping me figure it out ^.^
Generally have more hair than a schnauz, though.
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... coulda been that too. their babies were shaved though. something about local terrain and their hair being an evil mix. dunno bout you but in a swamp... i would say hair would be a good thing to have, but they apparently thought less was more.
Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly
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Swamp? Isnt that the place with leeches, lots of ticks, and other insects that are dificult to detedt in lots of hair?Ecchi_kitty: The Matrix - Scrawny computer nerds are actaully superheros who can dodge bullets. Be nice to them.
May you get, what you deserve.
Y'all are nuts. Welcome to the family.
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also a place of lotsa moisture and goo you want to have something between it and skin. better when brush and trees grab your fur then straight skin. they had like a quarter inch only which was frequently medicated against bugs and such ickies but not much protection from brambles and the like.
Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly
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