Bears 08/05

[Crazeyal]

Hmmm

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*grabs Leffy's pants and goes running with them*

*que Benny Hill music*

[Leffy]

i was wearing pants?! and here i thought they were boyshorts. its too freaking hot here.

[Crazeyal]

No I grabbed yer..



..shorts..

[Leffy]

.... thats probably more refreshing then the reality.

[Crazeyal]

Ever feel .. less than fresh???...?

???

???

WELL WASH YER ASS EVERY MILENIUM!!!!!!

[Leffy]

i'm not saying its minty fresh but i think i'm up to date with my feminine hygeine. i STILL want to cry over that poor girl in that med thread.

[Crazeyal]

Which one??!?!? There were people burned, stretched, fell on farm impiments, cousins and the occaisional circus animal!!!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Not to metion the ones with things in places things really shouldnt be

[Leffy]

the 16 year old that was using a toothbrush to clean "downthere" because her mother had stressed it had to be clean or she'd end up getting cancer like she did.

[Crazeyal]

oh yeah...

owwwww..

[Leffy]

anyone else feel we should teach the mom the "oversized blender blades" technique to proper hygeine?

[UberFische]

yeah... I'm sort of glad now that I didn't read the Medical forum stuff...

[Death Dragon2]

Crap. There was a commercial with a fake razor called something like the "Beardreaper 9000" which was an electric razor with 5 folding razor blades attached to the center to provide the closest shave possible.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Now you can say you were maled by bears and all you lost was ungainly hair!

[garfalk]

i would use that razor. on al's face.