Sorry boy.. you gotta have YER OWN whiskers before you shave mine....
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Originally posted by Tipouf*pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*Originally posted by sableagle.. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah. -
Lil' boy.. three crooked whiskers and a pimple do NOT a beard make! When I was in the service, even though I shaved at 6am, I usually had to shave at 1! I'd look like a member of ZZTop if I didn't hit the ol beard with a weed whacker every two weeks.
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I just KNOW some underage VIRGIN isn't trying ta get Macho with anyone.. let alone ME!! Grow a little and try again... Better yet, try to talk smack AFTER you've moved out of mommy's basement...
*pats garfalk on the head*Originally posted by Tipouf*pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*Originally posted by sableagle.. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.Comment
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Facial hair? More like Spacial Care. Damn right.Headbutts,
A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freimanComment
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Lol I have parts that won't grow in due to my native american heritage. But I can get a nice goatee and sideburns going. And never the two shall meet. I don't do mustaches. Currently I'm sporting sideburns to my jawline and a soul patch. Mostly because EVERYBODY hates those two and I found way too much gray in my goatee lately."I could get lost in a lunchbox"Comment
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"See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."Comment
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GLOMPHS THE NEWBIE!!!
Hedoh...Originally posted by Tipouf*pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*Originally posted by sableagle.. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.Comment
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