Miscellaneous Non-Sequitur

[IK the Troll]

It has come to my attention that the threads in the forum tend to change in very interesting patterns, and over time end up having nothing to do with what the thread was started about (with the exception of BACON). My observations come from careful reading and occasional participation in these threads, and it has been a blast to be a part of it all.

I have come to realize that we are all, as it seems, five year olds with tremendous early libidos, who have had WAY too much sugar, and are writing our thoughts in the midst of a diabetic coma. Don't take offense to that, I mean it as a complement! Besides, I'm right there with you all!

So here I am, writing THIS thread as an experiment. This thread HAS no real starting subject. So, I leave it in your hands, dear reader. Where is this thread to go? What strange, unexpected and perverse directions will we follow? What is the route from nowhere? Am I getting too deep and existential for you? Does this look infected? Do you wanna go out on a date?

[Ruestir]

Am I getting too deep

I'll have to defer to the ladies to answer that one. *snickers*

[DrT]

Don't take offense to that, I mean it as a complement!

A complement to what ?

The already stagerring amount of proof that you suck at spelling ?



Yes, so do I, but that ain't the point.


Regarding dates, I'd love to go out on a date ! You babysit my kids ?

[Nimue]

Are you actually wanting them sat on by a troll? Because I'm guessing that's how he'll interpret it. Or he'll just eat them.

[DarkPirateShea]

This thread seems familiar. I think Jurgen might've tried something similar. I can't remember where it ended up going though.

[DrT]

Are you actually wanting them sat on by a troll? Because I'm guessing that's how he'll interpret it. Or he'll just eat them.

As long as he's affordable.

and the tipouf doesn't see this

[IK the Troll]

Are you actually wanting them sat on by a troll? Because I'm guessing that's how he'll interpret it. Or he'll just eat them.

I don't baby sit. Most of them are boney and uncomfortable.

[Evandril]

Are you actually wanting them sat on by a troll? Because I'm guessing that's how he'll interpret it. Or he'll just eat them.

Gah, there goes the babysitting ideas...I'm not sure if I'd want to pay the medical bills for a troll

[Tipouf]

Are you actually wanting them sat on by a troll? Because I'm guessing that's how he'll interpret it. Or he'll just eat them.

ha HA!!!

ik sitting on kids....
yeah that would SOOOO not happen

they would be all over him

would be like midgets on a troll or the guy from the princess bride on the giant

yeah they would just use him like a jungle gum and be hanging upside down and all kinds of other monkey things

[Nimue]

I sit on my kids all the time. But he's right, they tend to be squirmy and boney. Can't recall if they've actually made it out from under me or my dad when we've sat on them before though. My dad is 6'3" and over 300 pounds, so possibly comparable to Ik.

[sableagle]

It has come to my attention that ... (with the exception of BACON) ... This thread HAS no real starting subject.

Bacon!

[freiman]

Two folks from my Larp club here.

The big fellow plays TalonLarp as his home game, the smaller one plays SCA with me. We all cross over. Everybody's in their twenties, except for me. Because of the differences in the two clubs, she frequently has to be told not to hit so hard, and he has to be told to hit a lot harder.

I don't know why I felt like it was appropriate to the thread, but I did.



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[Farler]

This thread seems familiar. I think Jurgen might've tried something similar. I can't remember where it ended up going though.

That's the thread of randomness. Not his idea really, it comes and goes...

ussually comes in the off topic section.

[DrT]

Didn't know they sold Mountain Dew in Germany !

[sableagle]

That's not necessarily his car or a locally-bought drink, and the pic could conceivably have been taken accross a border somewhere, continental Europe being a fairly permeable sort of area these days.