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    And I'm not just talking about the store with that name either. But I did get a free shirt from them once 'cause of a large purchase I made.

    Whenever I go to restaurants they give me one of those pager thingees. So when I'm "buzzed" that my table is ready, I reply, "Hi. I just got a cheap thrill. Is my table ready?" Some of the restaurant staff get it and smile. Or they cringe. It's been about 50-50.

    Hey, it amuses me so therefore it makes my universe more fun. :P
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    I think Leffy will really get a kick out of today's strip.
    "I like my tea like I like my women - Hot, Wet and Green."
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    • #3
      Originally posted by greyloch
      And I'm not just talking about the store with that name either. But I did get a free shirt from them once 'cause of a large purchase I made.

      Whenever I go to restaurants they give me one of those pager thingees. So when I'm "buzzed" that my table is ready, I reply, "Hi. I just got a cheap thrill. Is my table ready?" Some of the restaurant staff get it and smile. Or they cringe. It's been about 50-50.

      Hey, it amuses me so therefore it makes my universe more fun. :P
      LOL I am soooo saying that next time

      i loved today's strip
      I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.

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      • #4
        Sort of knew where this was going by the second panel.
        I used to make this joke a while back, still do. Unfortunately it got topped by an episode of 'House' in which a MP3 player was lodged up a young man's bottom.
        But it's still funny. Can I help if I laugh at things I shouldn't.

        Ahh, those deep booming bass notes.
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        • #5
          dude. that function isn't very nice. it sucks when people randomly message you at work and your phones on vibrate in your back pocket tickling the hell out of your tushie WHEN THERES A 500 YEAR OLD LADY IN FRONT OF YOU.

          how do you keep a straight face through THAT?

          Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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          • #6
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            "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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            • #7
              I once got an "assist" from a cell on vibrate. A friend was calling to see how my date went. The date was still going extremely well at my place. I was pressed in a very good position so when the phone went off a little twist of the hips was all it took. Shortly after my pants with the phone in the pocket were on the other side of the room.

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              • #8
                lol thats cheating

                Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                • #9
                  au contraire, that's using the environment to your advantage.

                  he didn't plan it, so it wasn't cheating.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by RazorJAK
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                    Are we on a Shakespeare's Sister kick these days? Haven't heard that song in a lo-o-o-ong time.

                    Always did like the one with the freaky looking eyes. Didn't she used to be in Bananarama (gag)?
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by greyloch
                      Are we on a Shakespeare's Sister kick these days? Haven't heard that song in a lo-o-o-ong time.

                      Always did like the one with the freaky looking eyes. Didn't she used to be in Bananarama (gag)?
                      That would be Siobhan Fahey. Yes, yes she was in Bananarama. Ironically, what gave that band their biggest commercial success is also why she left the band when she did.


                      "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Leffy
                        lol thats cheating
                        Originally posted by DrT
                        au contraire, that's using the environment to your advantage.

                        he didn't plan it, so it wasn't cheating.
                        The girl did not have a problem with it, so it was legal move. The girl calling still thinks it was funny and claims the assist (note that the girl calling "plays in the minors")

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