"Couples Welcome"

[Oldsage]

Have fallen in love, please don't help me up.

I'd just like to say I'm the lucky son-of-a-bitch who somehow won Nimue's heart. And I am easily the luckiest man in the world for doing so.

[Nimue]

You guys are too sweet. *blush* But I don't think it counts as short-circuiting.

Oh, and Oldsage has awesomeness that he is not admitting to.

[Nimue]

Oh, and before you pounce him as a newbie, he was on the old forums and just got around to registering for this one. Life has been busy for him. Good, but busy.

[Sehson]

Oh, and before you pounce him as a newbie, he was on the old forums and just got around to registering for this one. Life has been busy for him. Good, but busy.

that means nothing to the pounce happy

You guys are too sweet. *blush* But I don't think it counts as short-circuiting.

Oh, and Oldsage has awesomeness that he is not admitting to.

hopefully a good e-surance life/health policy as well...

I can hear the hordes a coming...

*tosses body armour and chocolate flavored rubberized sparkly wiggly mongooses in the air*

*takes 3 steps to the left....no the other left*

[Nimue]

No breaking the boyfriend. It would piss off the faerie.

[Rapscallion]

Oops...forgot to put on a shirt again... *plays with the boobies*

What? They wouldn't have been given to me if I wasn't meant to play with them.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Well, it worked on me on another thread, so I figured it was worth trying...

Rapscallion

[sableagle]

*takes 3 steps to the left....no the other left*

*takes three jumps to the right*

*puts his hands on ... *

Er, Shea? Leffy? BT? I need to borrow at least two of your pairs of hips.

[Oldsage]

Said boyfriend would most certainly like to remain unbroken and is willing to go to extreme measures to insure that said unbrokeness continues.

[Lithanial]

meh, can just break your mind instead. 'tis WAY more fun

[Nimue]

Evandril and I have already been working on that. He's far more twisted now than when we met.

[Oldsage]

They are unlocking my inherent evilness that has long laid dormant and is now well and truly ready to begin spreading chaos throughout the world.

[Lithanial]

oh im sure i can do far more damage to warp his fragile little mind. Just gimme some time

[Sabertooth Kitten]

oh im sure i can do far more damage to warp his fragile little mind. Just gimme some time

I'll help

[Oldsage]

I should be scared shouldn't I?

[Evandril]

Don't worry, you've got Nimue and me to help

Of course, we'll just make sure none of it is actually *damaging*...Some warping is always a good thing