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The greatest thing about those places is that instead of having a DJ, they simple use a Juke Box, which makes for some ......interesting..... musical choices for the ladies to dance to. That, and the bizarre feel of a combination between a strip club and a Waffle House, covered in decades of grease and grime.
Oh, and don't forget the "Candy Machine" in the men's room.
Classic stuff. Classic.
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The greatest thing about those places is that instead of having a DJ, they simple use a Juke Box, which makes for some ......interesting..... musical choices for the ladies to dance to. That, and the bizarre feel of a combination between a strip club and a Waffle House, covered in decades of grease and grime.
Oh, and don't forget the "Candy Machine" in the men's room.
Classic stuff. Classic.
gah! that reminds me of a place in Springfield Missouri called "sassy reds" that the sales guys for my limos took me too (only once!) .. it was such a sad strip club i wanted to pay the girls to put their clothes BACK on !
it was soo sad they had a jukebox like you'd mentioned.. and they run around with a pitcher tryin to get money from the patrons so they can play their songs..
if you want a "personal' dance.. you stand next to the stage and put your money on the stage and she then dances close to you... for $1 !! a folded long ways SINGLE .. unbelievable ..
Sorry to introduce the bum note, but you know it could be worse.
Really, though, there might be "rich" early-twenties JNCOs touring with their barely-legal and "kinda slightly curious maybe" girlfriends who see the "couples welcome" sign and think "Hey, somewhere they don't mind me bringing in a lady prettier than the dancers! Yay!" and "Ooh, goody, we can make out while watching hot women," respectively. The showers are there for them to cool off before putting on fresh clothes and resuming their journey, obviously. I mean, they have to have showers for the dancers anyway, so why not have a few more for the guests? It's not as if the dancers would have to share with the voyeurs, is it?
Voyeurs? Oh, hey, maybe the showers are actually an extra dance floor? Get the right lighting and enough height on the jets and get the temperature right, and that could look really good. You'd have to choose footwear and floor structure pretty carefully to avoid slip hazards, but PVC boots with combat soles and a tumbled pebble floor would work.
Maybe the showers are for the audience. It could be the one club in the whole country that caters to people that like to stand in the shower and watch scantily-clad dancers.
See? All perfectly above-board and sensible, really.
Showers don't have to be dirty.
When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.
Instrening...I'm headed in that direction tomorrow. My sister married a nuke who's stationed in St. Mary(s).
"Knowing love, I can allow all things to come and go, to be as supple as the wind and to face all things with great courage. My heart is a open as the sky."
There's comic material in that somewhere. Starving biker sees "food" and "shower" and has been in there two hours before he even realises there are dancers?
When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.
There's comic material in that somewhere. Starving biker sees "food" and "shower" and has been in there two hours before he even realises there are dancers?
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I admit NOTHING!!!
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