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  • #16
    Originally posted by greyloch View Post
    I'm highly amused as Jennie would go gay for your wife and a lesbian would go straight for you. Gods, it must suck to be you two.
    Further proof of my superpowers are evidenced by how much Joe&Aaron, the dear couple who have been at the last couple of parties, start groping me when they get a few drinks in 'em. Trust me, I was very surprised to learn that what I thought was just a "turn straight women gay" talent occasionally extends the other way.

    My favourite part was when Aaron kept grabbing my breasts and saying "I don't get it." Sweetie, you've groped my chest 5 times in the last half an hour. I think you get it.
    No, despite my friskiness at cons, there are some things that still aren't public domain.

    "Annoyed ConGoddess is scarier then a ninja made of angry bees.... "

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    • #17
      *bursts out laughing*

      Yeah, you two win. I shudder in fear for the Universe when you two decide you want to breed. You guys are just too pretty.
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      This is my idea of exercise

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      • #18
        Originally posted by greyloch View Post
        *bursts out laughing*

        Yeah, you two win. I shudder in fear for the Universe when you two decide you want to breed. You guys are just too pretty.
        Kwisatz Haderach


        "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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        • #19
          Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
          Kwisatz Haderach
          I remember your gom jabbar, now you remember mine. I can seduce you with a word.
          Kilt? Check!
          www.OffKilterDesigns.com

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          • #20
            It's JAK!!!

            You could seduce him with a HAM SANDWICH AND COWBELL!!
            Originally posted by Tipouf
            *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
            Newbie kills = 1
            Originally posted by sableagle
            .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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            • #21
              He has a fever. The only prescriptions... IS MOAR COWBELL!!
              Headbutts,

              A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freiman

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              • #22
                Any time Daven and Wendi are mentioned I just shake my head and say "They're gonna make some big pretty babies"

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Crazeyal View Post
                  It's JAK!!!

                  You could seduce him with a HAM SANDWICH AND COWBELL!!
                  which is why I no longer carry my cowbell and lunch at the same time... the horror.
                  If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Farler View Post
                    which is why I no longer carry my cowbell and lunch at the same time... the horror.
                    Bah, I'm the one who feels violated. You promised to call the next day ... and didn't. You *sob* MONSTER! How dare you toy with my fragile heart?


                    "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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                    • #25
                      Ok, so there are now two threads that link Jak and Cowbell.

                      Jak, is there something you'd like to tell us?
                      It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. Then...
                      Hey, free eyeball!
                      ----------------------
                      Originally posted by Leffy
                      wussy. its not the teeth you should fear


                      its the jaw strength and determination to hang on.

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                      • #26
                        I admit nothing!!!!


                        "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
                          Bah, I'm the one who feels violated. You promised to call the next day ... and didn't. You *sob* MONSTER! How dare you toy with my fragile heart?
                          I note you make no objection to KiaKat batting your spare kidney around the boiler room.

                          Feminist.
                          When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by sableagle View Post
                            I note you make no objection to KiaKat batting your spare kidney around the boiler room.

                            Feminist.
                            I regrew all four wisdom teeth. You think a kidney wouldn't be easier to regnerate?


                            "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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                            • #29
                              I needed something to play with while the Darvoset was trying to kick in. The kidney was an unfortunate casualty.
                              It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. Then...
                              Hey, free eyeball!
                              ----------------------
                              Originally posted by Leffy
                              wussy. its not the teeth you should fear


                              its the jaw strength and determination to hang on.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
                                Bah, I'm the one who feels violated. You promised to call the next day ... and didn't. You *sob* MONSTER! How dare you toy with my fragile heart?
                                Nawww *pats on the head*

                                Farler you meanie!!
                                Headbutts,

                                A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freiman

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