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  • #31
    Originally posted by Mike Taylor View Post
    I think you need to update your quote there, JAK. heh.
    Better?


    "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Plunder Down-Under View Post
      My teacher knew a boy who fucked the chickens, told us the story in class one day. Weird things don't just happen on the internet!
      Apparently manatees have the genitals that are closest in appearance to a human female's
      If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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      • #33
        Giving more credibility to the manatee/mermaid connection?


        "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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        • #34
          Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
          Giving more credibility to the manatee/mermaid connection?
          Hey, some sailors will mate with anything.
          Have you ever seen some of the hookers in a port city? they make manatees seem downright desireable.
          Yes that's me in the pic.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Sabertooth Kitten View Post
            Hey, some sailors will mate with anything.
            Have you ever seen some of the hookers outside ANY military base? they make manatees seem downright desireable.
            Fixed that for you.


            "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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            • #36
              Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
              Fixed that for you.
              Why thank you!
              Yes that's me in the pic.

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              • #37
                *checks link*

                *finds address*

                Damn, that has to be closest near-miss in history. I work just down the way in McLean, and live down Rt. 123 right at the edge of Fairfax City. Small world!

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                • #38
                  Naww I'm touched.

                  Stop touching me there.
                  Headbutts,

                  A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freiman

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                  • #39
                    *pouts and takes the feather back* my fun's always ruined.

                    Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                    • #40
                      Now I feel bad... FINE you can keep touching. *squirms*
                      Headbutts,

                      A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freiman

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Plunder Down-Under View Post
                        Now I feel bad... FINE you can keep touching. *squirms*
                        the squirming IS half the fun afterall.
                        If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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                        • #42
                          I totally agree.
                          Headbutts,

                          A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freiman

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                          • #43
                            *squidges Plunder* you're a darlin

                            Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Farler View Post
                              which brings about the question... what do kinky chickens use?
                              Epeleptic sheep
                              Put your trust in your sword and your sword in the foe!

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Landsknecht View Post
                                Epeleptic sheep
                                I didn't know we had started refering to the scottish as chickens.
                                (you can blame queen of wands for that joke)
                                Last edited by Farler; 07-12-2008, 02:13 AM.
                                If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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