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I wish. At my wedding we were so busy, my wife and I never had any cake!
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I wish. At my wedding we were so busy, my wife and I never had any cake!
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*hands newbie a bear-fighting suit*
Quick put this on!
*hears rumbling of many catlike paws running towards the newbie*
NOW man! For the love of Pasta and all that is holy! NOW!
*ducks, dodges and rolls out of the way*
You were warned ... and welcome aboard.
"See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex." -
Peeks nose out of room. ZOMG! It's THE FIRST NoObIEsince me is BACK!!!!!!!
NewbienoobienewbynoobiNOOOOB!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Thumpa Thumpa Thumpa Thumpa
*runs past noobie, sharing the fruits of the Kitteh's California trip around*
cRaSh
grrr. Let's try that again. *shakes head*
*Pushes off wall*
*Aiming at noobie...*
You see a small creature smiling maniacally, and feel fear. This is something you've never encountered before, and it looks as though the creature is probably crazier than the Cheshire Cat, and too focused to be distracted by sparkly vibrating mongooses covered in chocolate and/or catnip and/or pudding, but has been known to disturb the King of the Trolls and wreak havoc on unsuspecting Newbies, so definitely FEER DA KITTEH! But feel free to offer her wine. Wine makes her happy. As do new cars.
Mwuahahahaha
And here we go...
Aiming...
Wiggle-butt...
Tail-twitch...
Runs at newbie...
Bypasses noob, speed measuring at Mach 2, flies around corner...
Runs back around corner, putting the fear of Kitteh into all watching...
POuNce dA nOobIE!!!!!
Hi! You, um, might want to actually use the gear that Jak offered. I'm only the first wave...OH SHIT HERE COMES THE TROLL! *runs before getting squished*It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. Then...
Hey, free eyeball!
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Originally posted by LeffyComment
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With but a single snap of the fingers...
-=**DARKNESS**=-
North wind blow!
South wind blow!
Typhoon!
HURRICANE!
EARTHQUAKE!
SMOG!!!
Oh no...
What have I done....
I've pounced the newbie....
Poor widdle newbie.....Newbie kills = 1Originally posted by TipoufOriginally posted by sableagleComment
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*hides face*
Al! Pants!
Gah...It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. Then...
Hey, free eyeball!
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Originally posted by LeffyComment
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It's not a pouncin if I wear pants..
oh yeah..
practicin for Dragoncon by goin commando...
*aheh*
*pounces Kia*Newbie kills = 1Originally posted by TipoufOriginally posted by sableagleComment
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Hi Devil_Gutchies. Welcome to the forum.
*eyes Al*
Er, yes, very welcome, by the looks of things.
That suit, by the way? It's made from fibre made from catnip. I just thought you ought to know that.
Erm ...
*eyes Al*
... blah. Hi.
*pounces Shea*When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.Comment
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Welcome aboard, D_G. I hope you've had your shots.
Wanna chat with other forumites? Hit irc.aniverse.com and join the #devil'spanties channel.Comment
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There was talk of two cakes at my brother's wedding. One will be for show and one will be for eatings.
Ive never understood inedible show cake. Waste of food, money, time and industrial materials.If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!Comment
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Well you could eat it after the show?Headbutts,
A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freimanComment
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Welcome aboard. And not getting to eat your own wedding cake sounds very unfair...Comment
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I had to steal a bottle of my own Champagne in order to get a drink.. AFTER the reception was over!! hey kept stealing my drink off the table while I was gladhanding people
Newbie kills = 1Originally posted by TipoufOriginally posted by sableagleComment
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*tries to hold back but fail miserably*
The cake is a lie!What makes me a good demoman? If I were a BAD demoman I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KABLOOIE!...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure...Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end!Comment
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Originally posted by John Northman View Postpoints finger
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laughs at john[/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]
http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/Originally posted by RazorJAKComment
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Oh put a sock in it
.. It's not like nobody wanted to say it.
What makes me a good demoman? If I were a BAD demoman I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KABLOOIE!...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure...Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end!Comment
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