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  • #16
    Originally posted by Leffy View Post
    we left feeling violated and ill.
    Said Mommy


    Originally posted by Tipouf
    *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
    Newbie kills = 1
    Originally posted by sableagle
    .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Leffy View Post
      i think i just broke something laughing so hard. o.O


      also-i'll never eat at BK again.
      Remember that these are individual franchises and not company-owned. One BK may be a festering hole while the one in the next town might be a shining paragon of health code adherence. This sort of thing can also invoke the wrath of BK's corporate office and the revoking of the franchise (not to mention the loss of several people's jobs).


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      • #18
        Originally posted by Mike Taylor View Post
        Remember that these are individual franchises and not company-owned. One BK may be a festering hole while the one in the next town might be a shining paragon of health code adherence. This sort of thing can also invoke the wrath of BK's corporate office and the revoking of the franchise (not to mention the loss of several people's jobs).
        But what does that matter in the big picture? After all, white-boy dreads got to emulate Steve O, the patron Saint of all Fucktards.


        "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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        • #19
          Tigga Please
          There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
          Francis Bacon

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          • #20
            Originally posted by DrT View Post
            Or pound the brakes for their dog.
            Hey! They might have nice dogs!
            Headbutts,

            A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freiman

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Plunder Down-Under View Post
              Hey! They might have nice dogs!
              alright then, pound the brakes long enough for the dog to cross, and release them for the dude holding the leash
              sigpic
              "And on the eighth day God gave the devil a set of panties, because he too has a sense of humor" -Anonymousse

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              • #22
                Yay!
                Headbutts,

                A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freiman

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Plunder Down-Under View Post
                  Hey! They might have nice dogs!
                  You beat me to the protest Plunder. I seem to have the regrettable morals that won't let me kill or even have someone "taken care of". A little pain/maiming maybe....
                  "Don't get it right, just get it written." - James Thurber

                  Learning how to think means learning how to exercise some control over how and what you think...being conscious and aware enough to choose what you pay attention to...how you construct meaning from experience. Because if you cannot exercise this kind of choice in adult life, you will be totally hosed. -David Foster Wallace (personal reminder)

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by DrT View Post
                    alright then, pound the brakes long enough for the dog to cross, and release them for the dude holding the leash
                    Maybe the dog'll help:

                    When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
                      Well considering how many of that fucktard's generation actually idolizes Steve O and the other wastes of protein strands from Jackass, Viva la Bam and the other idiot cavalcades ... it's no wonder the genejoke pulled a stunt like that.

                      My younger brother forced me to watch a couple of episodes of the show. The ONLY reason I'd voluntarily watch any of those shows willingly is if I knew one or more of them died on camera from one of their bullshit stunts ... and took a few of the fans with them. Preferably before any of them had a chance to breed.
                      Jak, I have a new found respect for you and a kind of love that frightens me. Purely platonic mind you.
                      Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup!

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                      • #26
                        so... no camera? awww. gettin my hopes up...

                        Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                          yeah they amused to a degree, so i don't deny ever watching it its just... the second movie... i can't even think about it without feeling ill. only time i've thrown up in a movie theater. we'd gone in with plans of just chilling and maybe necking like teenagers... we left feeling violated and ill.
                          Whivh part made you sick? I know there were a bunch that were utterly disgusting.... like the "pretending to be terrorists" one, and the beer funnel....

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
                            But what does that matter in the big picture? After all, white-boy dreads got to emulate Steve O, the patron Saint of all Fucktards.
                            Here's the genius of it all. Steve O gets paid to act like that.


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                            • #29
                              I don't think they could manage to pay me enough to act like that, honestly...There are some things that just aren't worth the money.
                              Chaos is it's own reward

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                              • #30
                                I'm just not sure it qualifies as genius.
                                Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup!

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