Hookers? Sharing needles?

[DarkPirateShea]

I think I was 16. But even if I wasn't... it still wasn't nearly as awesome as it sounds. I didn't get a super cool elf outfit or anything. Black pants, white shirt, green apron. It was disapointing.

[sableagle]

i was working as a Santa's helper ...

Pics or it didn't happen!

at the mall a few years ago.

Oops. How many years ago?

[DarkPirateShea]

the tour bus thing reminds me of this guy.

i met him when i was working as a Santa's helper at the mall a few years ago. he was one of our Santas.

[sableagle]

On a big webcomics tour there's always someone who snores really loud ... crows next out the top and naked lady on the front.

Put the snorer in the nest or strip him or her and stick him or her to the front. Problem solved.

Avoid police.

Leffy: yes, but not significantly.

Regarding periscopes: Maybe you should make the mannequin actually emerge from the bus, preferably hands-first like a vampire rising from the grave in Buffy. It shouldn't be that hard to arrange. The hatch slides back, the ring with mannequin hands attached goes up and then the rest of the mannequin goes up through that, and the whole ring swivels to allow you to look around ... with your head up a sex doll's arse.

[Tipouf]

Fairy Godmother and I (on a two hour drive from her house to Jersy) talked about our ideal tour bus(s). We decided we would have three. On a big webcomics tour there's always someone who snores really loud and you gotta change buses. One would be rigged up like a pirate ship with a crows next out the top and naked lady on the front. The second would be all weird stuff; maniquens on the roof with parascopes in their head do you could look around from inside the buss and the maniquens head would swivvle. An alien saucer crashed into the back where you can climb from the buss into the bubble dome to look out the back. And, from Priscilla Queen of the Desert, a trap door to the luggage compartment for mid day sleeping. The third bus Fairy Godmother wanted to rig up like a goth club. Or was it techno raver goth club?

ummm...but wouldn't that mean that the crows nest and the swivel heads would get chopped off if you went through an underpass?

now i could see it with half mannequins or maybe just their heads on short poles to make them swivel...sort of like a few parts sticking up out of the top of the bus either to look creepy or life like... think those lawn ornaments where it looks like the lochness monster is using your lawn like a loch

maybe if you did a sort of limo that was rigged up special to be about as tall or maybe a lil taller then a tour bus you could do it...

[Divine Bird]

Hee. I want to sit on top of the Priscilla one with half a bolt of silk streaming behind me while I sing an aria. That was the absolute coolest thing ever.

[JennieB]

Fairy Godmother and I (on a two hour drive from her house to Jersy) talked about our ideal tour bus(s). We decided we would have three. On a big webcomics tour there's always someone who snores really loud and you gotta change buses. One would be rigged up like a pirate ship with a crows next out the top and naked lady on the front. The second would be all weird stuff; maniquens on the roof with parascopes in their head do you could look around from inside the buss and the maniquens head would swivvle. An alien saucer crashed into the back where you can climb from the buss into the bubble dome to look out the back. And, from Priscilla Queen of the Desert, a trap door to the luggage compartment for mid day sleeping. The third bus Fairy Godmother wanted to rig up like a goth club. Or was it techno raver goth club?

[Divine Bird]

Yup! I am (oddly) the only one here that is in NYC.

East Winsdor....off of 91, yes? I'm pretty sure I see it when I go up to my mom's in NH.

*starts checking maps*

Yes, it's like RIGHT off 91. You can practically see the place from the highway.

Now you HAVE to stop next time you're up here.

[greyloch]

as i've told Fal, one day i'm going to win the lottery, buy a fleet of charter busses and then DP Road Trip!

of course... my chances increase when i actually buy tickets....

Just make sure that you charter "short" buses. I will make us feel at home. I'll bring my safety helmet!

I'm of the opinion that buying lottery tickets is paying my stupidity tax. As I'm not stupid (just act that way ... sometimes), I don't play.

[Tipouf]

not sure if this link will work but a great picture and a good example of planned yarn barf

[Tipouf]

Tip has kinfolk in Georgia, I think. Anyway, welcome aboard Divine Bird. I guess it's better to be a Spinny Bird than a Spoony Bard.

i have family in the following places

georgia
florida
maryland
wisconsin
wyoming
california
france


i think some place else but am getting confused by all of this

[Mike Taylor]

Oh! I thought for some reason she was in Georgia. WELL. Def. come to SnB sometime.

Kia--you should go to Rhinebeck in October. It's a yarny person's absolute dream.

Tip has kinfolk in Georgia, I think. Anyway, welcome aboard Divine Bird. I guess it's better to be a Spinny Bird than a Spoony Bard.

[Leffy]

as i've told Fal, one day i'm going to win the lottery, buy a fleet of charter busses and then DP Road Trip!

of course... my chances increase when i actually buy tickets....

[KiaKat]

Yup! I am (oddly) the only one here that is in NYC.

East Winsdor....off of 91, yes? I'm pretty sure I see it when I go up to my mom's in NH.

*starts checking maps*

[Seolta]

Oh! I thought for some reason she was in Georgia. WELL. Def. come to SnB sometime.

Kia--you should go to Rhinebeck in October. It's a yarny person's absolute dream.

Leffy's in Georgia(she's the one who made the original comment), Kia's in NY(and responded to your reply to Leffy's comment). Easy enough to get confused under the circumstances...