Hookers? Sharing needles?

[KarmaKoi]

Heh, those are actually fun songs to whistle

[sableagle]

Incidentally, someone should probably dub this one just to complete the set.

"Dark side?

...

I'M!

HIS!

FATHER!!!"

[sableagle]

First build this:

... then, when he starts whistling, play this, repeatedly.

[Mike Taylor]

Irritating whistling does suck.... can you not put earbuds in one ear or something to drown him out? Thats probably frowned upon at work, but even music is better than hearing some whistler

You counter by belting out Klingon opera.

[KarmaKoi]

Irritating whistling does suck.... can you not put earbuds in one ear or something to drown him out? Thats probably frowned upon at work, but even music is better than hearing some whistler

[Leffy]

if we're lucky he sees work release in the next month or so, if we're still lucky he gets to come home in may. if we're unlucky.... 2-9 more years.

[Mike Taylor]

its stuck in my head now. i'm not going to sing it though. harli will go looking for him.

How much time has he got left on his sentence?

[Leffy]

first time i heard that was when the Mogwai was looking for new and unusual ring tones to bug us with.

its stuck in my head now. i'm not going to sing it though. harli will go looking for him.

[Disco Duck]

I don't remember how I found the video where I first heard that song. But it amused the crap out of me and I posted it in a bulletin on myspace. We were all amused and infected. We sang the chorus almost every time we saw each other. "Ring ring ring..." and the other would finish.

A friend of mine went on a road trip down to Southern California and while in San Francisco (I think) might have been Sacramento, she bought me the Raffi CD with that song on there. I admit some of his songs are either pleasant or fun to listen to.

[Farler]

Banana phone is not a weapon for punishment, it's like nuclear or biological weapons, it causes damage that is FAR too wide spread and lasting.

Even now your single mention is bringing back the shadows of it and I am prepping the knife to gouge out chunks of my brain.

[Jurgen]

I agree with the duct tape suggestion, failing that then look for Bananaphone (preferably Raffi's original version despite how thoroughly amusing Grim Saviour's death metal attempt was).

Christmas music at work annoys me, then again most music annoys me working a night club and having the same 8 tracks played 5 times a night with various bits added in and edited out gets really old really quick. I've even given up on Fairytale in New York, Christmas songs are now considered an abomination unto Jurgen.

[KiaKat]

Duct tape.

Works for everything.

[Falconess]

Unfortunately, he's cut down on his coffee intake. I do, however, like to hollar across the office, "DUDE (in place of his real name), are you at your desk?" I've said a couple times, "Okay dude, I'm sending you another call, and you'd better be there this time." Last time he said he'd been sitting there for an hour, so I said, 'Hey, if you're whistling is so loud, you can't hear the phone sitting next to you, then maybe you should find a different tune, or whistle quieter." That tends to get him funny looks from the Office manager.

New songs would be nice, but the last time I suggested that, he said, 'you *can't* teach an old dog new tricks" pretty much telling me he has no intention of humming/whistling/drumming anything else.

[Kamn]

How about giving him another song to whistle? Wonder if he'd get addicted to Pirate lullabye too...

[KiaKat]

Hmm.

Perhaps a whoopie cushion when he gets up to go get more coffee or use the bathroom?

Or something else suitably embarassing?