Ride it like I stole it.

[RazorJAK]

*holding bridge of nose with fingertips and shaking head slowly*

YEESH! Someone needs to increase the level of vitamin clue in their diet.

[Kittish]

if you pick them up in a bar, they must be legal

wait, that sounds a lot worse than i ment it to be..

Not to mention potentially in error. Ever hear of fake ID's?

[Kamn]

At first, I thought you meant about stealing and riding a bike . (Never done that.) After that, I thought you meant drunken females that are more-than-flirting with you. (I was a gentleman.) Now it more like underage-flirting females (hopefully) with much booze in them. Which one is it?

[RazorJAK]

I take it you've not read today's strip?

[greyloch]

Can't say that this has ever happened, but I do remember an unattended 11 year old definitely hitting me in a hot tub at a convention. My girlfriend at the time was (thankfully) with me. We both had "WTF?" looks on our faces.

As for a cute, legal-looking, jailbait girl trying to seduce me, yeah, right, like that would ever happen. Definitely have the "Charlie Brown Karma" going on in that department.

I may come of as bit of a deviant, but I'm really not. I'm painfully vanilla in lots of ways.

[Compton]

*raises hand* happens less now obviously. But happened a fair amount in my early twenties.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

.....sorta.... maybe..... not sure....

Back in high-school had a couple of girls develop a crush on me. Not sure how old they were, but know they were younger then I. But also, fail to recall just when in high-school it was, so not too certain how old I was at that time...

[Kittish]

I may come of as bit of a deviant, but I'm really not. I'm painfully vanilla in lots of ways.

With your wife/girlfriend's permission, I'd be MORE than happy to undertake to... expand... your education....

[MNsane]

Jailbait

15'll Get Ya 20

[Ruestir]

I was at a friends apartment having a few beers....ok, so there were around 20 of us, we had a keg and a full stocked bar, but I digress. A couple of girls show up, one with boyfriend in tow, they all look old enough so nobody really presses them about their age or makes em show id...hell we were in college. I fancy the little blond chick, big surprise, we drink dance get a little friendly but nothing serious happens. I start to press her about her age because some alarms are going off in my head as we talk. She insists she's 19. Ok, whatever, the night ends in a fight between me and another guy who's having trouble understanding when to shut his mouth. The girl disappears and I go home pissed off. About 2 weeks later I'm home visiting my parents when my little sister bops in to show me her class picture. She's 15 btw, and I was 21 at the time. You know where this is going right? Yep, little blond is standing next to my sister in the picture. Turns out the fight and her disappearing was a mixed blessing, but also confirmed why the alarms were going off too.

[warhorse_03826]

I'm the doorman of a swingers club in portsmouth,NH. my "jailbait alert" must be on full force pretty much the whole time I'm there. there's alcohol, so anyone under 21 isn't allowed.

the only night I actually get to go and have any fun of my own is my birthday..they throw a big party and..well...I won't get into the details but let's just say the devil on my shoulder is yelling "YES!!!!!!!!!!!" and giving me evil laughs, pumping his fist in the air, and doing little happy dances...pretty much all night.

I've had more than a few "if you let us in we'll really make your night" proposals..usually not long after the local high school graduates..I tell them "come back when your 21..and my birthday party is at the end of may"

[Captain Kitty]

I nearly got to have my way with a BEAUTIFUL japanese goth boy who a met at out local rock club two years ago. Although, things got a little awkward when his mum came to pick him up. He was 15...
Thankfully nothing happened, but my friends still won't let it die!

[RazorJAK]

I've had more than a few "if you let us in we'll really make your night" proposals..usually not long after the local high school graduates..I tell them "come back when your 21..and my birthday party is at the end of may"

I like your answer almost as much as mine.

" I like my fruit to be at least SLIGHTLY ripe before I take a bite. "

or

" Poppet, finding out what makes my night would send you screaming for your mommy. "

[David J Prokopetz]

Hey, fifteen is legal in Canada.

[warhorse_03826]

" Poppet, finding out what makes my night would send you screaming for your mommy. "

hehehe...sometimes I show them a picture of the Sybian and tell them if they can take a half an hour of that they can get in.

eyes get wide, the smiling stops, and they usually run away.

talk about holy jumpy scroll buttons.....I've had to carry women off that thing..they usually are drooling, smiling from ear to ear, and can't walk for a few hours!