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Uh... Married...? Ooh Rah Marine corps?? I got geek fer DAYS.. but I got much much more to offer... YOU?? Boyish charm and Virgin killer status (which surprisingly works about 3.5 times over)
Originally posted by Tipouf
*pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
Newbie kills = 1
Originally posted by sableagle
.. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.
ok. Heres the deal. once Plunder turns 18, we auction off his virginity to the LADIES, I repeat, LADIES of the forum. All proceeds go to the Jennie Breeden Porche fund.
Fantastic!! Where do I get one, and how much?!?!? I have GOT to get one of those!
Than just need to find someone to try it out with (being single sucks!), though it could go over at the club pretty well....
I'll volunteer as a test subject!
Hmmmmm... you know, it wouldn't be too hard to build a belt like that. Heck, I've got pretty much everything I'd need to make one already, cept maybe the buckles, and I'm planning a trip to the leather store in a few day. Time to make a list!!!
First thing I thought was.. "Wow... cool Doctor Strange cape!"
Pimp Strange actually. He couldn't find gloves that had that "mystical energy" pattern that Strange's gloves had in the70s. SO he used drag-queen tigerstripe velvet elbow length gloves.
"See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."
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