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  • Well the wife and I are in the market for a rugrat...

    How are you at converting Mormon to English? (jk!!)
    Originally posted by Tipouf
    *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
    Newbie kills = 1
    Originally posted by sableagle
    .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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    • Oh.. and COMON... You know me.. Love, honor, cherish? I do so much of that I probably COULD use a spare!!(keep wearin da wife out, doncha know...)...

      Course.. ya gotta convince HER first!!


      ('nother reason ta drop by DC)

      Originally posted by Tipouf
      *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
      Newbie kills = 1
      Originally posted by sableagle
      .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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      • OOOO wait a sec..

        Going by your assumptions.. You and DD have to fight it out since I collared both of you.
        Originally posted by Tipouf
        *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
        Newbie kills = 1
        Originally posted by sableagle
        .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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        • Originally posted by Crazeyal

          ('nother reason ta drop by DC)

          .... there are easier way to commit suicide.

          Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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          • Originally posted by Leffy
            because food is the once source of impairment no one can deny :P
            I do get 'food drunk' when I do an extreme-overeat. Have learned not to drive after such occurrences; I nearly ran over a pedestrian once (no alcohol involved).

            extreme-overeat = spare food in the esophagus, because the stomach is too full.... to the point of having to tilt one's chin upwards to keep an open airway.

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            • Originally posted by Leffy
              .... there are easier way to commit suicide.
              My Wife?? She's so teeny she's the hieght the Jenster THINKS she is!!!

              But she HAS been taking Tai Chi for 2 years...
              Originally posted by Tipouf
              *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
              Newbie kills = 1
              Originally posted by sableagle
              .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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              • i am a self admited pussy in a fight. atleast if i don't have a video game controller in my hand. THEN i'm pretty good against another chick.

                i can beat the hell out of a guy but other girls intimidate me.

                Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                • Originally posted by Leffy
                  i am a self admited pussy in a fight. atleast if i don't have a video game controller in my hand. THEN i'm pretty good against another chick.
                  *Imagines Leffy as a DOA character... falls over and starts drooling.*


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                  • Originally posted by TX_Geek
                    heh, after an introductory post like mine I can't imagine a cat-girl coming within a mile... But hey, I've always wanted a pet cat-girl, so just in case, I'll have a leash and collar at the ready.. lol

                    I'd like to see you try, Bub!
                    http://allylodge.chipin.com/house-move

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                    • *Puts leash on Captain Kitty*

                      *Holds out both hands*

                      You can claw me all day and all night, but you'll only get the contents of ONE HAND...

                      Left hand: Other end of leash.

                      Right hand: Godiva chocolates & Bon Bons

                      Originally posted by Tipouf
                      *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                      Newbie kills = 1
                      Originally posted by sableagle
                      .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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                      • lol i meant the controller as a weapon, not as in i can out game another girly.

                        and and and if you go for the left i'll go for the right and we can share the bounty.

                        Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                        • Double teamed to DEATH!!

                          Whadda way to go!!!
                          Originally posted by Tipouf
                          *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                          Newbie kills = 1
                          Originally posted by sableagle
                          .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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                          • you have chocolate.

                            Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                            • Originally posted by Leffy
                              lol i meant the controller as a weapon, not as in i can out game another girly.

                              and and and if you go for the left i'll go for the right and we can share the bounty.
                              *Is still imagining...*


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                              • Originally posted by Captain Kitty
                                I'd like to see you try, Bub!
                                I was gonna offer chocolate covered catnip. (doesn't sound appealing to me, but I'm no cat-girl)
                                "I could get lost in a lunchbox"

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