what not to say in the bedroom

[Tipouf]

ya know... i think she could have just skipped the guacamole (even though it was funny) and had the part about not being recovered from the burlington con in the bubble box...

but i am a perv and all lol

[pdgeorge]

It would be better if the boyfriend was appologising like that

but we all know Jennie would never be too out of energy to have to appologise in bed.

[Tipouf]

It would be better if the boyfriend was appologising like that

but we all know Jennie would never be too out of energy to have to appologise in bed.

te heeee....
and that is all i have to say on the subject

[Nimue]

Funny one that came up recently...boyfriend was rubbing on me and had already turned out the light.

"Ooo, you have a really nasty trigger point right here."
"That's called a sacrum, dearest. It's a part of my spine."

[Chris_Toff]

I don't get it

I'm not supposed to say "Honk Honk" in the bedroom anymore???? But....what.....there is no fun touching boobies without sound effect.....well at least less.

[freiman]

I was reading a Book by Spider Robinson a year or so ago, and I came across a phrase I had never heard (or read) before.

I asked my wife "Have you ever heard the phrase 'Honked her boob' before?"

She thought about it for a second and said "No, but I know exactly what it means."

f

[Darkestthicket]

I honk Brandi's boobs all the time...she just rolls her eyes and asks "Where did I find you?"

[Ridenow]

I had a girl do that to me.... I miss that girl.

[Farler]

yeah... honking is just good natured fun and ends in cuddling and giggling.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Yoinking on the other hand...

[pdgeorge]

or twisting...

[Farler]

depends on how hard you yoink and twist...

[pdgeorge]

and how sensitive they are

[Farler]

with lube a girl yoinking and twisting can feel pretty good. However if a girl twists you without it...

Think indian burn...

[Sehson]

yea but even without lube it can feel good if she knows how to play right...