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    ya know... i think she could have just skipped the guacamole (even though it was funny) and had the part about not being recovered from the burlington con in the bubble box...

    but i am a perv and all lol
    [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

    Originally posted by RazorJAK
    Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
    http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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    It would be better if the boyfriend was appologising like that

    but we all know Jennie would never be too out of energy to have to appologise in bed.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by pdgeorge View Post
      It would be better if the boyfriend was appologising like that

      but we all know Jennie would never be too out of energy to have to appologise in bed.
      te heeee....
      and that is all i have to say on the subject
      [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

      Originally posted by RazorJAK
      Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
      http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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      • #4
        Funny one that came up recently...boyfriend was rubbing on me and had already turned out the light.

        "Ooo, you have a really nasty trigger point right here."
        "That's called a sacrum, dearest. It's a part of my spine."
        "Knowing love, I can allow all things to come and go, to be as supple as the wind and to face all things with great courage. My heart is a open as the sky."

        http://nimue-amethyst.deviantart.com

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        • #5
          I don't get it

          I'm not supposed to say "Honk Honk" in the bedroom anymore???? But....what.....there is no fun touching boobies without sound effect.....well at least less.

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          • #6
            I was reading a Book by Spider Robinson a year or so ago, and I came across a phrase I had never heard (or read) before.

            I asked my wife "Have you ever heard the phrase 'Honked her boob' before?"

            She thought about it for a second and said "No, but I know exactly what it means."

            f
            Act your rage.

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            • #7
              I honk Brandi's boobs all the time...she just rolls her eyes and asks "Where did I find you?"
              My Flickr Account

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              • #8
                I had a girl do that to me.... I miss that girl.

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                • #9
                  yeah... honking is just good natured fun and ends in cuddling and giggling.
                  If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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                  • #10
                    Yoinking on the other hand...
                    Headbutts,

                    A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freiman

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                    • #11
                      or twisting...

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                      • #12
                        depends on how hard you yoink and twist...
                        If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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                        • #13
                          and how sensitive they are

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                          • #14
                            with lube a girl yoinking and twisting can feel pretty good. However if a girl twists you without it...

                            Think indian burn...
                            If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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                              yea but even without lube it can feel good if she knows how to play right...
                              ***I'm quiet in a homicidal yet to kill people sorta way***

                              RazorJAK says "Evil panda is ... evil. "

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