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  • #16
    wtf...

    is yoinking?

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    • #17
      I honk with regularity, ut the tipouf is still not used to it.

      odd really.

      I fluff them, too. Them things are nice to fluff
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      "And on the eighth day God gave the devil a set of panties, because he too has a sense of humor" -Anonymousse

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      • #18
        hmm what about biting?
        The cake is a lie...

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        • #19
          Originally posted by katzme0w View Post
          hmm what about biting?

          It can be fun.

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          • #20
            mmm... biting....
            Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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            • #21
              *looks* Uh oh. A newbie. *gets out of the way*

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              • #22
                More amusing phrases:

                "That's not my ass."
                "Could you hit that with some hydrogen peroxide for me?"
                "The thingee came loose..."
                "I think the cord got tangled up in the headboard."
                "Are you sure three of us will fit?"
                "Knowing love, I can allow all things to come and go, to be as supple as the wind and to face all things with great courage. My heart is a open as the sky."

                http://nimue-amethyst.deviantart.com

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Chris_Toff View Post
                  is yoinking?
                  Yoink is a verbal exclamation uttered when stealing something. It is also synonymous with yank, a verb, which means to pull vigorously.

                  Yoinking, Yanking, Jerking... they all mean the same thing.
                  If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Londubh View Post
                    *looks* Uh oh. A newbie. *gets out of the way*
                    whaaaaaaat?! i swear it isn't contagious!!
                    The cake is a lie...

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by katzme0w View Post
                      whaaaaaaat?! i swear it isn't contagious!!
                      No. it isn't its just a germ - an.

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                      • #26
                        Pokes nose out of room. OoOOooO! nOobIe-poUncIN-tiMe!!!!!

                        NewbiesnoobiesnewbysnoobisNOOOOBS!

                        Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

                        Thumpa Thumpa Thumpa Thumpa

                        *runs past noobies, intrigued that this is the first pouncing...where is that darned Bird?*

                        cRaSh

                        grrr. Let's try that again. *shakes head*

                        *Pushes off wall*

                        *Aiming at noobies...*

                        You see a small creature smiling maniacally, and feel great fear. This is something you've never encountered before, and it looks as though the creature is probably crazier than the Cheshire Cat, and too focused to be distracted by sparkly vibrating mongooses in jello pools covered in chocolate and/or catnip and/or pudding, or by Falconess noms, but has been known to disturb the King of the Trolls, terrorize the chat room, and wreak havoc on unsuspecting Newbies, so definitely FEER DA KITTEH!

                        Mwuahahahaha

                        And here we go...

                        Aiming...

                        Wiggle-butt...

                        Tail-twitch...

                        Runs at newbies...

                        Bypasses noobs, speed measuring at Mach 3, flies around corner...

                        Scampers back around corner, putting the fear of Kitteh into all watching...

                        POuNce dA nOobIeS!!!!!

                        Oooo....so many shiny organs to play with...which one should I nom first....

                        *starts batting around kidneys*

                        *gets bored*

                        *goes looking for brains*

                        Hm. No brains.

                        *consoles herself with spleens*
                        It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. Then...
                        Hey, free eyeball!
                        ----------------------
                        Originally posted by Leffy
                        wussy. its not the teeth you should fear


                        its the jaw strength and determination to hang on.

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                        • #27
                          POUNCE THE NEWBIES!

                          I dont honk, but I dont see anything THAT bad about it realy. Unless she meant that someone brought a horn into the bedroom.
                          Ecchi_kitty: The Matrix - Scrawny computer nerds are actaully superheros who can dodge bullets. Be nice to them.

                          May you get, what you deserve.

                          Y'all are nuts. Welcome to the family.

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                          • #28
                            See, I wasn't running away, I was getting out of the way. There are more pounces coming, I suspect, and I don't really fancy being tackled by the ladi...

                            *blinks*

                            wait a second...

                            *moves back in the way*

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Londubh View Post
                              See, I wasn't running away, I was getting out of the way. There are more pounces coming, I suspect, and I don't really fancy being tackled by the ladi...

                              *blinks*

                              wait a second...

                              *moves back in the way*

                              I trust some strategic gropes will be preformed.
                              Come with me to a land where nightmares fear to walk.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Nimue View Post
                                More amusing phrases:

                                "I think the cord got tangled up in the headboard."
                                "Are you sure three of us will fit?"

                                guilty of using both of those on several occasions
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                                Kidnapping? I prefer the term "suprise adoption!"
                                Originally posted by RazorJAK
                                Yup that's it, run. You'll just die tired.

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