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  • #31
    Originally posted by katzme0w View Post
    whaaaaaaat?! i swear it isn't contagious!!
    As you've seen by now, we don't jump out of the way due to you being contagious. We just don't want to get blood on us.

    Kia and a few others are ... boisterous when it comes to the greetings.


    "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Londubh View Post
      See, I wasn't running away, I was getting out of the way. There are more pounces coming, I suspect, and I don't really fancy being tackled by the ladi...

      *blinks*

      wait a second...

      *moves back in the way*

      I trust some strategic gropes were preformed.
      Come with me to a land where nightmares fear to walk.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Falling Man View Post
        I trust some strategic gropes were preformed.
        Preformed gropes?
        When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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        • #34
          Give me some credit! I'm an honorable man! I just intend to try and protect our new friend from being physically assaulted.

          ..and if my bracing hands happen to be at chest level when the ladies come running, well, that's purely a function of body mechanics and physiology.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by katzme0w View Post
            hmm what about biting?
            Originally posted by stidf01 View Post
            It can be fun.
            Originally posted by Vanima View Post
            mmm... biting....
            When Trolls bite it's usually fatal, that's why we prefer to lick.
            "I like my tea like I like my women - Hot, Wet and Green."
            – IK the Troll

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            • #36
              Originally posted by IK the Troll View Post
              When Trolls bite it's usually fatal, that's why we prefer to lick.
              oooo knew there was a reason why i like trolls
              [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

              Originally posted by RazorJAK
              Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
              http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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              • #37
                Originally posted by IK the Troll View Post
                When Trolls bite it's usually fatal, that's why we prefer to lick.
                Ahhh... do trolls like to be bitten? In a non-fatal way of course.
                The cake is a lie...

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                • #38
                  Bitten ... in a non-fatal way?



                  Thisssss ... issss possssible?
                  When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by katzme0w View Post
                    Ahhh... do trolls like to be bitten? In a non-fatal way of course.
                    Bite all you want. Troll flesh is as tough as stone.
                    "I like my tea like I like my women - Hot, Wet and Green."
                    – IK the Troll

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Londubh View Post
                      Give me some credit! I'm an honorable man! I just intend to try and protect our new friend from being physically assaulted.

                      ..and if my bracing hands happen to be at chest level when the ladies come running, well, that's purely a function of body mechanics and physiology.
                      So are you saying that when you were a new member of this board and got your first pouncing that you were not groped.
                      Come with me to a land where nightmares fear to walk.

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                      • #41
                        I don't believe there was any groping, though i may have been a bit too worried about keeping my kilt from flying up around my shoulders to notice.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Londubh View Post
                          I don't believe there was any groping, though i may have been a bit too worried about keeping my kilt from flying up around my shoulders to notice.
                          Then you weren't groped. No matter how delicate a touch the ladies have, there are things a guy will feel unless he is dead.
                          Come with me to a land where nightmares fear to walk.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Londubh View Post
                            Give me some credit! I'm an honorable man! I just intend to try and protect our new friend from being physically assaulted.

                            ..and if my bracing hands happen to be at chest level when the ladies come running, well, that's purely a function of body mechanics and physiology.
                            Quite right!
                            The cake is a lie...

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                            • #44
                              I don't think I remember being groped during the pouncings either, but I was certainly groped sometime during the first few weeks.

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                              • #45
                                Mmmmm groping.
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