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  • Kryhavoc
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    Originally posted by Xanthina View Post
    RazorJAK, that is hilarious.


    Among things you don't want to hear/say

    "Please don't fall asleep this time"
    Dang, yea, I did that once while I was mouthing off, in my defense I was working between 16 - 18 hours a day at the time.

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  • Xanthina
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    RazorJAK, that is hilarious.


    Among things you don't want to hear/say

    "Please don't fall asleep this time"

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  • RazorJAK
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    Originally posted by Wenchie View Post
    Or as Luke Skywalker would say
    "Im your brother, still wanna have sex?"
    and from that, "Incest is best!"
    Yep, Im a sick puppy.
    I think I'll confront Vader first.

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  • Thellie
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    Originally posted by Wenchie View Post
    Or as Luke Skywalker would say
    "Im your brother, still wanna have sex?"
    and from that, "Incest is best!"
    Yep, Im a sick puppy.
    Gotta try everything once, except incest and folk dancing.


    Well... actually I've done one of those... oops.

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  • RazorJAK
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    Originally posted by Plunder Down-Under View Post
    The angry pirate
    First when you're about to finish, pull out kick her in the shins and shoot in her eye.
    She'll be hopping around on one leg, blind in one eye and swearing like a Pirate!
    That was made illegal by the Ocular Penetration Act of 2007

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  • Plunder Down-Under
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    The angry pirate
    First when you're about to finish, pull out kick her in the shins and shoot in her eye.
    She'll be hopping around on one leg, blind in one eye and swearing like a Pirate!

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  • Chika-Sempai
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    I think "Not in the face!" and "You almost got it up my nose!" were the worst I've heard of or said...

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  • Nimue
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    And they usually involve pigtails.

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  • pdgeorge
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    Sable, there are so many worse versions of that same style.

    HORRIBLY worse lol.

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  • sableagle
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    Another "for the lulz" one, the Rodeo:

    Begin sex doggy-style.

    Take a really firm hold on her hips.

    Say: "Wow, you're almost as tight as your sister."

    Hold on as long as you can.

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  • Plunder Down-Under
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    Originally posted by sableagle View Post
    I'm pretty sure that's a felonious conspiracy to commit rape.
    Thats why we advise it not be used and merely read for the lulz.

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  • Wenchie
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    Originally posted by sableagle View Post
    I'm pretty sure that's a felonious conspiracy to commit rape.

    Anyway ...

    What not to say in the bedroom: "Leia ... I am your father."

    Anything along those lines is potentially bad.

    "Who's your daddy?!?"
    "You are, oh, you are!"
    "*ahem* Actually, I am."
    Or as Luke Skywalker would say
    "Im your brother, still wanna have sex?"
    and from that, "Incest is best!"
    Yep, Im a sick puppy.

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  • sableagle
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    I'm pretty sure that's a felonious conspiracy to commit rape.

    Anyway ...

    What not to say in the bedroom: "Leia ... I am your father."

    Anything along those lines is potentially bad.

    "Who's your daddy?!?"
    "You are, oh, you are!"
    "*ahem* Actually, I am."

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  • Plunder Down-Under
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    Originally posted by sableagle View Post
    "How many hands do you have?"
    That one reminded me of one of those comedy sex techniques called the Paradox or something.

    Baisically you're going at it from behind making sure you're looking out the window, then you pull out and get replaced by another and while they're going you walk past the window, clothed or not.
    I doubt it'd work, but the concept is funny.

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  • sableagle
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    "How many hands do you have?"

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