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    The norse might have stolen all of the beautiful women, but I have done my part to take them back! (note: I am of Scottish descent, not English, but it's close enough for these purposes)
    Kilt? Check!
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  • #2
    Well being scottish ... especially the blondish and reddish variety ... you've got norse in you SOMEWHERE. :-)


    "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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    • #3
      Yeah, I asked Jackob to bring us Norse women and weapons to D*C. All he brought us were guys (Ewwww!!) and Spunk (the green stuff is pretty good, the black stuff is just ... weird).

      Yes, I've tasted another man's Spunk (candy). Deal with it and move along. That goes double for Jak and Ray. I'm keeping an eye on you two.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by greyloch View Post

        Yes, I've tasted another man's Spunk (candy). Deal with it and move along. That goes double for Jak and Ray. I'm keeping an eye on you two.
        So you want Jak & Ray's spunk? *grin and ducks*
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        • #5
          Originally posted by greyloch View Post
          Yeah, I asked Jackob to bring us Norse women and weapons to D*C. All he brought us were guys (Ewwww!!) and Spunk (the green stuff is pretty good, the black stuff is just ... weird).

          Yes, I've tasted another man's Spunk (candy). Deal with it and move along. That goes double for Jak and Ray. I'm keeping an eye on you two.
          Uh... you're definitely gonna want to include Al in that "move along" category...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Londubh View Post
            Uh... you're definitely gonna want to include Al in that "move along" category...
            Originally posted by Daven View Post
            So you want Jak & Ray's spunk? *grin and ducks*
            The operative phrase here is:

            And let me think about Daven's comment. ErUhmNO! I has waaaay too much love for the vagoo to ever jump ship.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by greyloch View Post
              The operative phrase here is:
              Hey, i'm just saying that banning comments from Ray & Jak, but overlooking Al is just Asking for trouble...

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              • #8
                I'd happily take one of those Valkries, please.

                One with a vagina, preferably.
                "I like my tea like I like my women - Hot, Wet and Green."
                – IK the Troll

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                • #9
                  Wireheads

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                  • #10
                    Please give her my pilots phone number so I can send my plane to pick her up for the weekend.
                    Last edited by Falling Man; 11-08-2008, 12:50 AM.
                    Come with me to a land where nightmares fear to walk.

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                    • #11
                      nummy
                      [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

                      Originally posted by RazorJAK
                      Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
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                      • #12
                        ...haven't you been keeping track of the polls in OT? Brunettes are way better than blondes.

                        ...redheads weren't allowed in the competition, out of fairness to the other two.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jimbo View Post
                          id do her.

                          Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                          • #14
                            Norwegian women may be hot... but they seem to be unaware of birth control. There are crazy lots of single, YOUNG, blonde moms here.... at least you know they put out.
                            The cake is a lie...

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                            • #15
                              Next vacation spot: Norway
                              Go for the eyes Boo!

                              I will hijack your thread... not intentionally, but I will

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