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  • #76
    Originally posted by Wenchie View Post
    Oh yea, I would definitely break you. Next!

    Never mind my original post. I thought Wenchie was quoting me.

    I guess she just knows better than to think she can break me.
    Last edited by stidf01; 11-14-2008, 01:25 AM.

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    • #77
      Originally posted by KiaKat View Post
      But violence is fun!

      It just has to be applied subtly. Like convincing the men to attack each other rather than doing it yourself.
      Shhhh!!! Dont give away our secrets!
      Originally posted by Londubh View Post
      you mean "Chocolate"?

      *dangles a dark chocolate bar on the end of a fishing pole*


      Note: the chocolate is specifically being held at a reachable height, and i'm ready to drop the fishing pole and run if things look like they'll turn ugly for me...
      The bad word you call a woman if you are REALLY pissed off. The one that is the no holds bar beat the crap out of you word.

      Chocolate on the other hand....I love it but, I wont fight for it. I can just reach over you and snag it from you.

      Originally posted by stidf01 View Post
      Never mind my original post. I thought Wenchie was quoting me.

      I guess she just knows better than to think she can break me.
      BWAHAHAHHAHAA! Do I hear a gauntlet being thrown down? From another virgin? BWAHAHAHAHAAA! I break you like a twig my little friend. *said in a Arnold Schwarzenegger voice*
      Originally posted by Originally Posted by RazorJAK
      Apple Butter and SHARP cheddar go together like Wenchie and Motorboat noises.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Wenchie View Post
        BWAHAHAHHAHAA! Do I hear a gauntlet being thrown down? From another virgin? BWAHAHAHAHAAA! I break you like a twig my little friend. *said in a Arnold Schwarzenegger voice*

        No one has ever broken me, what makes you think you can do it?

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        • #79
          Originally posted by stidf01 View Post
          No one has ever broken me, what makes you think you can do it?
          *sigh* This is quickly turning into a pissing contest. I should just quite now and lie in wait till you show up at a con and then show you.
          Originally posted by Originally Posted by RazorJAK
          Apple Butter and SHARP cheddar go together like Wenchie and Motorboat noises.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Wenchie View Post
            Guys, you gotta remember, its a two way street when it comes to dating.

            BTW, not all Scottish descendants are fair or have red hair. Im freaking darker than all of you and I have ancestry that goes back to the British Isles and Viking invaders.
            And let's not forget those mutant Celts, the "Black Hills" Welsh.....known for dark tans (thanks, Gramma!)

            Yep, that means I love to rape and pillage. Who wants to be pillaged? *looks around for likely victims*
            Babe, you always know how to get my attention.
            Some look at a glass of water and say "It's half full!"
            Others say "It's half empty!"
            I say "Water? Where's my Rum & Coke!?!?"

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Wenchie View Post
              stoic?! But, its more fun when they make helpless noises.
              Originally posted by John Northman View Post
              Help...less noises?

              0_o
              Originally posted by Wenchie View Post
              Oh yea, I would definitely break you. Next!
              Originally posted by Wenchie View Post
              *sigh* This is quickly turning into a pissing contest. I should just quite now and lie in wait till you show up at a con and then show you.
              ohhhhh that really made my day

              so ummm....
              wenchie.... if i ever can go to con we need to hook up! we would have so much fun tormenting the guys
              [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

              Originally posted by RazorJAK
              Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
              http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Wenchie View Post
                *sigh* This is quickly turning into a pissing contest. I should just quite now and lie in wait till you show up at a con and then show you.

                Bring it on.

                I have a feeling I just signed my own death warrant

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Wenchie View Post
                  BTW, not all Scottish descendants are fair or have red hair. Im freaking darker than all of you and I have ancestry that goes back to the British Isles and Viking invaders.

                  Yep, that means I love to rape and pillage. Who wants to be pillaged? *looks around for likely victims*
                  Yep, don't forget the Black Irish (when the Spanish Armada survivors washed up in Ireland and interbred with the Celts there). Black-haired babies!!!

                  Uhm, I could be pillaged... if the offer is good enough... we need to negotiate.

                  Remember, it's first you pillage, then you rape, and then you burn. Or as I heard one time, "Yes, I remember it well, we ran off the women, raped the horses, and burned the village." (The Three Amigos - I'm probably misquoting but it's close).
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                  This is my idea of exercise

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                  • #84
                    *raises hand*

                    Black Irish on mom's side, Northern English/Scottish on dad's.

                    I *look* Black Irish. Especially when my hair is all curly and down and not frizzing up a storm.
                    It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. Then...
                    Hey, free eyeball!
                    ----------------------
                    Originally posted by Leffy
                    wussy. its not the teeth you should fear


                    its the jaw strength and determination to hang on.

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                    • #85
                      i'm not Irish or Scottish but i look great with a Guinness in my hand!
                      [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

                      Originally posted by RazorJAK
                      Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
                      http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by gruamach View Post
                        Babe, you always know how to get my attention.


                        Originally posted by Tipouf View Post
                        ohhhhh that really made my day

                        so ummm....
                        wenchie.... if i ever can go to con we need to hook up! we would have so much fun tormenting the guys
                        Done and Done! Just show up to DragonCon next year. LOL!

                        Originally posted by stidf01 View Post
                        Bring it on.

                        I have a feeling I just signed my own death warrant


                        Originally posted by greyloch View Post

                        Uhm, I could be pillaged... if the offer is good enough... we need to negotiate.
                        Originally posted by Originally Posted by RazorJAK
                        Apple Butter and SHARP cheddar go together like Wenchie and Motorboat noises.

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Wenchie View Post

                          Fire is my friend

                          I know well how to play with fire.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by stidf01 View Post
                            Fire is my friend

                            I know well how to play with fire.
                            *snort*
                            Originally posted by Originally Posted by RazorJAK
                            Apple Butter and SHARP cheddar go together like Wenchie and Motorboat noises.

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by stidf01 View Post
                              Fire is my friend

                              I know well how to play with fire.
                              can you spit it?
                              can you spin it on the ends of a stick?
                              how about on chains?
                              can you set off a thousand explosions in the sky?

                              Have you ever lit yourself on fire on purpose?
                              If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Farler View Post
                                can you spit it?
                                can you spin it on the ends of a stick?
                                how about on chains?
                                can you set off a thousand explosions in the sky?

                                Have you ever lit yourself on fire on purpose?
                                yes
                                ***I'm quiet in a homicidal yet to kill people sorta way***

                                RazorJAK says "Evil panda is ... evil. "

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