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  • #91
    Originally posted by Sehson View Post
    yes
    then YOU my friend know well how to play with fire.
    If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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    • #92
      Just don't count that time I was involved in damn near blowing up a friends truck on the 4th of july....
      ***I'm quiet in a homicidal yet to kill people sorta way***

      RazorJAK says "Evil panda is ... evil. "

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      • #93
        Originally posted by John Northman View Post
        Grrrrrr! John not homo!

        *grabs a board with nails on it and chases Farler*

        John maim!
        For one who's not a homo he sure does wrassle with the boys quite often.

        Not to mention tentacle monsters.
        Headbutts,

        A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freiman

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Farler View Post
          can you spit it?
          can you spin it on the ends of a stick?
          how about on chains?
          can you set off a thousand explosions in the sky?

          Have you ever lit yourself on fire on purpose?

          The bartender lit me on fire on my 21st birthday....

          Other than that I am just good at burning things

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          • #95
            Originally posted by stidf01 View Post
            Helpless noises?

            Men should not make those
            yes i'm pages late but i have to say this. if thats how you really feel and act in the clutches of a woman she'll NEVER be satisfied. you quiet ones are the bane of every sexually healthy woman out there.

            Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Leffy View Post
              yes i'm pages late but i have to say this. if thats how you really feel and act in the clutches of a woman she'll NEVER be satisfied. you quiet ones are the bane of every sexually healthy woman out there.
              If by that you mean we exhaust them, then yes.
              Ecchi_kitty: The Matrix - Scrawny computer nerds are actaully superheros who can dodge bullets. Be nice to them.

              May you get, what you deserve.

              Y'all are nuts. Welcome to the family.

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                yes i'm pages late but i have to say this. if thats how you really feel and act in the clutches of a woman she'll NEVER be satisfied. you quiet ones are the bane of every sexually healthy woman out there.
                never late to give a comment on sex...in one form or another
                [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

                Originally posted by RazorJAK
                Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
                http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                  yes i'm pages late but i have to say this. if thats how you really feel and act in the clutches of a woman she'll NEVER be satisfied. you quiet ones are the bane of every sexually healthy woman out there.

                  I didn't say we should be quiet. Just that we shouldn't make helpless noises

                  Noises are fun

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                    yes i'm pages late but i have to say this. if thats how you really feel and act in the clutches of a woman she'll NEVER be satisfied. you quiet ones are the bane of every sexually healthy woman out there.
                    are subs not sexually healthy? I'm fairly certain that they would prefer that they be the ones feeling (sanely) helpless and compelled to make those noises.

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                    • Originally posted by Daven View Post
                      Remember, first rape, then pillage, THEN burn.
                      Dammit.....

                      I knew I was doing something wrong!
                      Some look at a glass of water and say "It's half full!"
                      Others say "It's half empty!"
                      I say "Water? Where's my Rum & Coke!?!?"

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                      • Originally posted by Londubh View Post
                        are subs not sexually healthy? I'm fairly certain that they would prefer that they be the ones feeling (sanely) helpless and compelled to make those noises.
                        yes but you need regular sex every now and again. and if playing vanilla he still doesn't make the nice sounds for you? its very very unsatisfying.

                        im plotting now to keep entirely silent like the mogwai next time if he doesn't catch on.

                        even if i have to bite my own tongue off to accomplish it.

                        Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                        • *gives farler one last clubbing on the head and suddenly listens to th conversation*

                          w..wait wat?
                          What makes me a good demoman? If I were a BAD demoman I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KABLOOIE!...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure...Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end!

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                          • John, maybe we should stop. We dont want to scare you away from sex. LOL! Some of us ladies like it.......kinda rough, to put it mildly.
                            Originally posted by Originally Posted by RazorJAK
                            Apple Butter and SHARP cheddar go together like Wenchie and Motorboat noises.

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                            • *cannot be scared away from anything*
                              What makes me a good demoman? If I were a BAD demoman I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KABLOOIE!...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure...Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end!

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                              • Can easily be led away by carrot on a stick or not so subtle brutish challenges, however.
                                Headbutts,

                                A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freiman

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