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Originally posted by Leffy
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3.75 years without.
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I'm living proof that this statement is false.
3.75 years without."I like my tea like I like my women - Hot, Wet and Green."
– IK the Troll
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*hates carrots*
What makes me a good demoman? If I were a BAD demoman I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KABLOOIE!...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure...Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end!Comment
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When we say "barbarians like to kidnap a hot woman", it doesn't require dousing them with oil and bopping them with a lit torch to knock them out first.Originally posted by gruamach View PostDammit.....
I knew I was doing something wrong!
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but carrots help with the sex drive...Originally posted by John Northman View Post*hates carrots*
Originally posted by Originally Posted by RazorJAK
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So THAT'S how you keep the horns up.Originally posted by IK the Troll View Post
"See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."Comment
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I heard that watermelons do tooOriginally posted by Wenchie View Postbut carrots help with the sex drive...What makes me a good demoman? If I were a BAD demoman I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KABLOOIE!...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure...Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end!Comment
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only if you add vodka. *snicker*Originally posted by John Northman View PostOriginally posted by Originally Posted by RazorJAKComment
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But I dont drink alcohol..What makes me a good demoman? If I were a BAD demoman I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KABLOOIE!...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure...Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end!Comment
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explains a few thingsOriginally posted by John Northman View Post
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how come? Whaddaya mean by that?What makes me a good demoman? If I were a BAD demoman I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KABLOOIE!...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure...Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end!Comment
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Heeheheheh
John.. yer all growed up... but you still ACT like yer wet behind the ears. You don't have to turn party animal, or even drink at all. I don't really know you, except for the sparse posts on here.. It sounds like you could use some "getting in trouble" time. Everyone needs a little experience with the "dark side" to know what NOT to do. I know this is all kidding around, but you might try getting royally drunk one time... just to experience it. The morning after is hell... but the night before was usually damn fun.
It's usually the ABUSE of booze that gets people in trouble. Some people NEVER drink. Doesn't mean they are weird or wrong... But just as a casual observation... sounds like you haven't been in much trouble, or risked getting in much. Take some chances while you're still young. You get a LOT of experience sweating out the details, and it serves you greatly later in life (if you listen to the lessons.)
IMHE, the people who have NEVER gotten in trouble are almost always A) falling apart when things go bad WITHOUT them %#$ing up B) Bone crushingly boring...
I'm on the opposite end.. I've let my devil run free for a BIT too long.. Gotta learn how to shut him down and/or shut my mouth... But I had fun for the most part.Comment
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Originally posted by Wenchie View Post
Vodka is evil....
14/15 oz of Vodka (Chopin I think) in a screwdriver....
a beer....
4/5 shots of Wild Turkey 101....
90 minutes of time....
One VERY sick Stid.
I still have trouble drinking Vodka, and that night was 4+ years ago.
Good for learning my limits though
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LMAO! To this day, I still cant handle the smell or the thought of drinking a screw driver. It was almost 20 years ago when I did my stupid stunt. I have never been that drunk ever again. It was definitely a learning experience.Originally posted by stidf01 View PostVodka is evil....
14/15 oz of Vodka (Chopin I think) in a screwdriver....
a beer....
4/5 shots of Wild Turkey 101....
90 minutes of time....
One VERY sick Stid.
I still have trouble drinking Vodka, and that night was 4+ years ago.
Good for learning my limits thoughOriginally posted by Originally Posted by RazorJAKComment
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My brother first got drunk to puking on screwdrivers, to this day he won't mix vodka and orangejuice and swears that puking orangejuice is the most painful thing to come back out.
My cousin got sick on tequila as her never again alcohol. Which is sort of my fault since I introduced her to the immediate inebriating effects of tequila. Poor poor little cousin.
Ive never been drunk to puking but if it happens it'll happen with cesars which will suck cause I really love clamato.If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!Comment
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