Just go ahead and buy the van already, Jennie.

[Pirate Bear]

I think Jennie tried that a few years ago at a con. Well, the "Look! BOOBIES!" part anyway.

I believe she did. hehe.

In fact, that line works in ALL situations.

- Selling comics, or cars, or cigarettes, etc.
- distracting the cops
- faking out an enemy so you can escape
- stopping wars
- getting out of a speeding ticket
- and much, much, more.

Yes, completley wrong, Jennie would have candy and booze to!

I should have added some liquor bottles, too. The candy I had thought about, but decided against it. Even though I knew all of you would know it was a joke, I just couldn't shake the creepiness factor of adding candy. LOL

And we'd never let her use a deathtrap van like that anyway. She'd get tetnis from a rugburns in that thing.

Ah, but the joke doesn't work in a clean, new van. Hehehe. It has to be a creepy, predator van. (oddly enough, that van in the picture was clean and spotless and more to Compton's standards. It was the best pic I could find of a van's side door open. I had to dirty the van up so that it looked suspicious. Didn't do a very good job. You can see the repetitive patterns of the brush.)

Wrong. On soooo many levels.

Yet, so many kinds of right.


No, no, no. It's wrong. Wrong!

[Eskimo_Nell]

"Jenster"?

Now now...

No creeping the Jenster out before a public appearance...

That's my job...

"Jenster"?

Hipsters - hug closely to the hips
Roadsters - hug closely to the road
Jenster - that would be Will then, or a drooling fanboy?

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