Condoms and Donuts

[Farler]

after putting up with five (soon to be six) siblings all under 10 years old you'd think i would hate children. And yet i still want them...
As for condoms... Guess what my dad and stepmum are getting for xmas!

a vesectomy!

[Wenchie]

a vesectomy!

all praise the vasectomy! My husband got one 12 years ago. It was the best thing that we ever had done. Nothings better than having worry free sex.

[Leffy]

ya know. it annoys me when the SO grumbles that he has to buy condoms. "if you could take birth control i wouldn't haaaaaaave tooooooo" "if you got a vasectemy i wouldn't haaaaaaave to."

so i get to buy the condoms. then theres the pouts and complaints that i didn't get this or that right about 'em. this is why i don't make him buy pads unless its an emergency. because things that interact with your kibbles have to be juuuuuust right.

one day. i'm going to buy an assload of those for her pleasure ones. and if he bitches he won't get nuffin.

[John Northman]

ARGH!

What is THAT!?

KEEEL IT WITH FIRE!

*sets his nailed club on fire and bashes*

oh? its gone?.. Does this mean I'm a spam slayer now?

[Sehson]

nope just insane as always...

[Sehson]

one day. i'm going to buy an assload of those for her pleasure ones. and if he bitches he won't get nuffin.

Just be sure you like the ones you get first... Cause well my wife found out the hard way that some can rub ya raw... Which well just isn't good at all.

[Darkestthicket]

all praise the vasectomy! My husband got one 12 years ago. It was the best thing that we ever had done. Nothings better than having worry free sex.

We're waiting a year to make sure there's nothing wrong with Isobel and then I'm going in to get my junk lasered.

[Farler]

We're waiting a year to make sure there's nothing wrong with Isobel and then I'm going in to get my junk lasered.

Really? I would have thought that having had a kid and all your aim wouldn't be so bad that you'd need to put a laser sight on it but... If it helps you find those pleasure zones a little easier then go for it man!

I couldn't resist, I really couldn't

[Tipouf]

Just be sure you like the ones you get first... Cause well my wife found out the hard way that some can rub ya raw... Which well just isn't good at all.

te heee...
that is why you buy the small packets from various companies and styles/types then do a lil self play... helps

Really? I would have thought that having had a kid and all your aim wouldn't be so bad that you'd need to put a laser sight on it but... If it helps you find those pleasure zones a little easier then go for it man!

I couldn't resist, I really couldn't

you are soooooooooooo bad! but it was funny

[Darkestthicket]

Really? I would have thought that having had a kid and all your aim wouldn't be so bad that you'd need to put a laser sight on it but... If it helps you find those pleasure zones a little easier then go for it man!

I couldn't resist, I really couldn't

I expect nothing less

[Leffy]

heh. wow. could you imagine her face when you showed her THAT surprise?

whole 'nother meaning to laser pointer.

[Ridenow]

all praise the vasectomy! My husband got one 12 years ago. It was the best thing that we ever had done. Nothings better than having worry free sex.

My Uncle had 2 vasectomies. It grew back both times and I now have 2 cousins, one for each time.
He has since passed, so I did not get a chance to ask if he got a discount for the 2nd one.
Nobody would trade Erica or Renay for anything.


I am amazed this link is not in this thread already.

[Talen]

one day. i'm going to buy an assload of those for her pleasure ones. and if he bitches he won't get nuffin.

Erm, why NOT buy those? If you're buying, get the ones you like. The better for you, the happier he'll be too. Win-win!

[Evandril]

My Uncle had 2 vasectomies. It grew back both times and I now have 2 cousins, one for each time.
He has since passed, so I did not get a chance to ask if he got a discount for the 2nd one.
Nobody would trade Erica or Renay for anything.


I am amazed this link is not in this thread already.

Heh, he must not have had the same one done I did...If they actively *wanted* to reverse it...2% chance it could be done. 2 inch part cut out, and 2 inch cauterized to either side of the cut.

[bunrotha]

2 inch cauterized to either side of the cut.

Cauterised doesn't quite convey it- how about...

laser pointed at the offending parts, humming noise, and a sudden smell of burning that lets you know the anaesthetic is clearly working.

The part that worried me was when the student performing the procedure suddenly frowned and called for the senior guy, who also frowned in the way the car mechanic does just before you get told it's going to cost $$$$.

If the 21st century needs torturers, these guys would only need a little retraining.