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  • #31
    Originally posted by Evandril View Post
    Heh, he must not have had the same one done I did...If they actively *wanted* to reverse it...2% chance it could be done. 2 inch part cut out, and 2 inch cauterized to either side of the cut.
    According to my father, that is what was done. The 2nd time more was taken out than usual.

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    • #32
      Ah the bon bon commercial..... further proof that I never need get involved with children. I have a niece and nephew. She is a little DOLL of adorableness, he's the devil. I have a lot of patience for bullshit, but when a child screams just for the fun of it, NEVER listens, steals things when you aren't looking and gets away with it, well.... let's just say he's a hopeless case at this point.

      NEVER having children.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by KarmaKoi View Post
        Ah the bon bon commercial..... further proof that I never need get involved with children. I have a niece and nephew. She is a little DOLL of adorableness, he's the devil. I have a lot of patience for bullshit, but when a child screams just for the fun of it, NEVER listens, steals things when you aren't looking and gets away with it, well.... let's just say he's a hopeless case at this point.

        NEVER having children.
        Sounds like that kid needs an ass beating...


        oh wait... doing that can get you dragged into court...

        YAY FOR COURTS LETTING KIDS RUN WILD! *blank stare*
        Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Vanima View Post
          Sounds like that kid needs an ass beating...


          oh wait... doing that can get you dragged into court...

          YAY FOR COURTS LETTING KIDS RUN WILD! *blank stare*
          Yea, some of my friends are all for a little tough love. No damage, no trauma, but sometimes you need to show them the absolute limits. That's according to them, anyway. I haven't really decided how a stand, but hanging around my nephew I usually end up leaning more in their philosophical direction.

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          • #35
            Remember, children are like dogs. If you give 'em treats for being quiet and well behaved they'll be quiet and well behaved.

            If you bribe them to shut the fuck up, they'll be loud untill the bribe comes.

            Although some children like some dogs are just EVIL!
            If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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            • #36
              yeah. my nephew ENJOYS spankings. which has my sister freaked out. how do you punish someone that enjoys it?
              harli..... just likes to push it. she's very well behaved for her age but she loooooves to see how far she can go when the mood strikes.

              Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                yeah. my nephew ENJOYS spankings. which has my sister freaked out. how do you punish someone that enjoys it?
                harli..... just likes to push it. she's very well behaved for her age but she loooooves to see how far she can go when the mood strikes.
                I dunno.. my mom tried it.. but couldn't figure it out


                *snicker*
                Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                  yeah. my nephew ENJOYS spankings. which has my sister freaked out. how do you punish someone that enjoys it?
                  At a certain age, it's not a punishment. He's very advanced, yes?

                  Rapscallion
                  A book in which I'm credited as being influential in its origins.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                    yeah. my nephew ENJOYS spankings. which has my sister freaked out. how do you punish someone that enjoys it?
                    By finding something he doesn't enjoy. Such as enforced boredom (the corner thing)

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                    • #40
                      the corner thing tends to result in us having a headache. because then he starts to tap or kick the wall. and his little smartass will ask how else will we punish him when we yell about it. kids kept up a record too. 3 hours looking at the corner before we decided to take him off. even then it was only cause he fell asleep standing up when it was quiet for five minutes o.O

                      Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                      • #41
                        make him write.... lines.. or just write..

                        don't let him stop.. watch him.. if he stops add on 5 more minutes...

                        his hand will eventually fall off
                        Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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                        • #42
                          ooh! i like that idea! Lines. A certain amount of time, or a certain number of lines, whichever takes longer.

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                          • #43
                            thats what i do in the classroom when i sub..

                            if a student is acting up.. he gets a sheet of paper and has to write lines. i never say a word to him...


                            if he doesn't do them.. he goes to the office... last school i was at.. the principal walked him back in and stood over him while he wrote
                            Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Vanima View Post
                              thats what i do in the classroom when i sub..
                              Mmmmmmm .....


                              Oh wait, substitute? Sorry ... *ahem* Carry on.


                              Personally, I think duct tape and rope have uses that don't involve the pick-up truck.
                              When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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                              • #45
                                Lines, corner, spanks... I think it's about getting the right combinaison and being able to adapt it to the times
                                particularly, the point is to observe the child and know what he really doesn't like.

                                right now, for us, tis the Xmas money. we put on the wall the amount they were going to get, then started taking money away for bad behavior and giving some back for good behavior. works so far.
                                Some other time it will be something else
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