Condoms and Donuts

[UberFische]

Defective genetics FTW! Sometimes the inability to spawn has an upside.
After having to help raise two nieces and three nephews, I'm hoping my systems don't suddenly decide to fix themselves.

[Mike Taylor]

I love kids. But yeah, seeing scenes like that usually leave me relishing the fact that my tadpoles are tainted.

I get reminded of my own asinine behavior when I was that age. My friend Lena got lucky because her son is rarely ever like that. My guess is its divine compensation for the fact that the sperm donor gave her enough trauma.

At work, I've had some parents marvel at my ability to distract their kids long enough for them to forget why they were crying in the first place.

Oh and... Mmmm... forbidden donut.

(If the link doesn't work, copy & paste into your browser... but y'all know that.)

[DrT]

doughnut flavored condom?

[Tipouf]

ok so it kind of has to do with kids and well it reminds me of donuts and has to do with sex....

omg i giggled when i saw this

link

[RazorJAK]

I love kids. But yeah, seeing scenes like that usually leave me relishing the fact that my tadpoles are tainted.