Condoms and Donuts

[RazorJAK]

I love kids. But yeah, seeing scenes like that usually leave me relishing the fact that my tadpoles are tainted.

[Tipouf]

ok so it kind of has to do with kids and well it reminds me of donuts and has to do with sex....

omg i giggled when i saw this

link

[DrT]

doughnut flavored condom?

[Mike Taylor]

I love kids. But yeah, seeing scenes like that usually leave me relishing the fact that my tadpoles are tainted.

I get reminded of my own asinine behavior when I was that age. My friend Lena got lucky because her son is rarely ever like that. My guess is its divine compensation for the fact that the sperm donor gave her enough trauma.

At work, I've had some parents marvel at my ability to distract their kids long enough for them to forget why they were crying in the first place.

Oh and... Mmmm... forbidden donut.

(If the link doesn't work, copy & paste into your browser... but y'all know that.)

[UberFische]

Defective genetics FTW! Sometimes the inability to spawn has an upside.
After having to help raise two nieces and three nephews, I'm hoping my systems don't suddenly decide to fix themselves.

[Animae]

Yeah, I worked in a toy store for a year. I vividly recall turning to one of the women I worked with and asking her to remove my uterus that second.

[Arc Orion]

I am quite happy to report that I have very rarely run into families with children such as this. As such, I do not believe I have too much to fear for future children I might have being like that too often. On the other hand, my eighteen year old "baby" sister can be like that sometimes....

[Disco Duck]

I work in a thrift store and I see all kinds of kids. From some of the best behaved to total monsters. There was once a two year old little girl picking up hangers because she liked to help and clean so much. I told her mom to be sure the kid applied at the store when she got old enough because 80% (give or take) of my job is cleaning in some form or another.

Adorable babies do their part with smiling and cooing at me to make up for the screamers.

[Atrus]

Condoms on a grocery list. I usually don't think of Condoms as edible, but I guess they make anything these days.

[Plunder Down-Under]

They don't make flying cars and teleporters

[Talen]

Actually, they do make edible condoms and flying cars (aka roadable aircraft).

As far as teleporting goes, nothing past the atomic level yet, sorry..

[Plunder Down-Under]

Flying Car = Back to the Future/Star Wars only!

Roadable Aircraft pshaw!

[sableagle]

We already have people managing to crash their cars into upstairs windows. If the clowns on our roads get to fly as well it'll be carnage.

[Chika-Sempai]

After putting up with five (soon to be six) siblings all under 10 years old you'd think I would hate children. And yet I still want them...
As for condoms... guess what my dad and stepmum are getting for Xmas!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Gift Voucher for Sollies?!