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  • squirrels....

    te heee love that strip
    the doc has allowed the 11 yo to read this comic if he wants to, so when he sees todays strip he will probly be jumping around and saying... "seee seeeee she knows!!! they are evil, the squirrels ARE out to get us"
    [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

    Originally posted by RazorJAK
    Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P

  • #2
    thats WHY there's .22's and recipes for squirrel stew
    Red meat is NOT bad for you... GREEN FUZZY MEAT is bad for you

    Member of IWW I.U. 660


    • #3
      Ha! Reminds me of The Waterboy, in the scene where Vicki's having dinner with Bobby and his mother.

      "So, what's for dessert?"

      [sound of electrical trap buzzing and squirrel chittering from outside.]

      [Deadpan.] "Squirrel."

      Now with more whores!


      • #4
        hey alex... reading your stuff now... been at it... umm.. a while lol
        te heee
        am happy

        mmm squirrel meat... nah will go for the pigeons instead
        [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

        Originally posted by RazorJAK
        Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P


        • #5
          That strip was hilarious! I always thought the squirrels were evil. I'm new here and I wanted to say hi to everyone on the boards.


          • #6
            Pokes nose out of room. OoOOooO! nOobIe-poUncIN-tiMe!!!!!



            Thumpa Thumpa Thumpa Thumpa

            *runs past noobie, tossing yarn and needles at her for purposes of PLAY!*


            grrr. Let's try that again. *shakes head*

            *Pushes off wall*

            *Aiming at noobie...*

            You see a small creature smiling maniacally, and feel great fear. This is something you've never encountered before, and it looks as though the creature is probably crazier than the Cheshire Cat, and too focused to be distracted by sparkly vibrating mongooses in jello pools covered in chocolate and/or catnip and/or pudding (although that's not to say you should withhold any of those delicious substances), or by Falconess noms, but has been known to disturb the King of the Trolls, terrorize the chat room, and wreak havoc on unsuspecting Newbies, so definitely FEER DA KITTEH!


            And here we go...




            Runs at newbie...

            Bypasses noob, speed measuring at Mach 6, flies around corner...

            Scampers back around corner, putting the fear of Kitteh into all watching...

            POuNce dA nOobIe!!!!!

            Yay! Another knitter!

   you need a brain to knit? Cause it's bouncing off thataway...


            *runs after brain*


            It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. Then...
            Hey, free eyeball!
            Originally posted by Leffy
            wussy. its not the teeth you should fear

            its the jaw strength and determination to hang on.


            • #7
              Don't be scared, PsychoKnitter! They do that to everyone! ^_^; I was confused as hell when I got pounced.

              Now with more whores!


              • #8
                *pounces Alex*

                Hi! Here, have a coconut-covered left slipper and a plush spider with eighteen legs.

                *sips brandy*

                Wow. Your hair's all ... er ... not strawberryey enough. You need some fresh green tea. There's more birdseed by the pond. Please don't swing on the spaghetti.
                When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.


                • #9
                  This is still the greatest country in the world, if we just steel our wills and lose our minds.


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Kryhavoc
                    Who gets charged with Bestiality, Darth or Luke? Or is this Leah's spawn?
                    Come with me to a land where nightmares fear to walk.


                    • #11
                      The thing to remember about squirrel is that they are full of really tiny bones, so boning them is difficult, and important.

                      Plus, they are really, really gamey, so marinating in red wine is useful.

                      And, because they are rodents, they fur doesn't stand up well over time. Forget the fur. It is soft when you shoot them, but otherwise, it's valuless,

                      But, they make great chilli, and really mindblowing curry. The same gaminess works great when coupled with an "authoritative" sauce.

                      Act your rage.


                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Falling Man
                        Who gets charged with Bestiality, Darth or Luke? Or is this Leia's spawn?
                        Actually, they kinda look like the Tynnans from the Brian Daley Han Solo novels (Han Solo at Star's End, Han Solo's Revenge).

                        Wanna chat with other forumites? Hit and join the #devil'spanties channel.


                        • #13
                          Well ya know the zombie killing tools can be used for squirrels too. Flamethrowers are your last resort rather then your first though, shotguns are still used for shooting, shovels aren't for beheading undead anymore but rather for squishing squirrels that come too close.
                          If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!


                          • #14
                            Nah you just need squirrels like Mine...

                            They're like little tiny old men....
                            Serious they through nuts at when you're in "Their" Yard all the while telling to get off "Their" Lawn...

                            Then they lay about looking dead... Seriously they're just full of motivation..
                            ***I'm quiet in a homicidal yet to kill people sorta way***

                            RazorJAK says "Evil panda is ... evil. "


                            • #15
                              i <3 your squirrels.

                              Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly