squirrels....

[Tipouf]

te heee love that strip
the doc has allowed the 11 yo to read this comic if he wants to, so when he sees todays strip he will probly be jumping around and saying... "seee seeeee she knows!!! they are evil, the squirrels ARE out to get us"

[MNsane]

thats WHY there's .22's and recipes for squirrel stew

[Alex]

Ha! Reminds me of The Waterboy, in the scene where Vicki's having dinner with Bobby and his mother.

"So, what's for dessert?"

[sound of electrical trap buzzing and squirrel chittering from outside.]

[Deadpan.] "Squirrel."

[Tipouf]

hey alex... reading your stuff now... been at it... umm.. a while lol
te heee
am happy

mmm squirrel meat... nah will go for the pigeons instead

[PsychoKnitter]

That strip was hilarious! I always thought the squirrels were evil. I'm new here and I wanted to say hi to everyone on the boards.

[KiaKat]

Pokes nose out of room. OoOOooO! nOobIe-poUncIN-tiMe!!!!!

NewbienoobienewbynoobiNOOOOB!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Thumpa Thumpa Thumpa Thumpa

*runs past noobie, tossing yarn and needles at her for purposes of PLAY!*

cRaSh

grrr. Let's try that again. *shakes head*

*Pushes off wall*

*Aiming at noobie...*

You see a small creature smiling maniacally, and feel great fear. This is something you've never encountered before, and it looks as though the creature is probably crazier than the Cheshire Cat, and too focused to be distracted by sparkly vibrating mongooses in jello pools covered in chocolate and/or catnip and/or pudding (although that's not to say you should withhold any of those delicious substances), or by Falconess noms, but has been known to disturb the King of the Trolls, terrorize the chat room, and wreak havoc on unsuspecting Newbies, so definitely FEER DA KITTEH!

Mwuahahahaha

And here we go...

Aiming...

Wiggle-butt...

Tail-twitch...

Runs at newbie...

Bypasses noob, speed measuring at Mach 6, flies around corner...

Scampers back around corner, putting the fear of Kitteh into all watching...

POuNce dA nOobIe!!!!!

Yay! Another knitter!

Wait...do you need a brain to knit? Cause it's bouncing off thataway...

BRAIN!

*runs after brain*

*omnomnomnomnomnomnom*

Yummy.

[Alex]

Don't be scared, PsychoKnitter! They do that to everyone! ^_^; I was confused as hell when I got pounced.

[sableagle]

*pounces Alex*

Hi! Here, have a coconut-covered left slipper and a plush spider with eighteen legs.

*sips brandy*

Wow. Your hair's all ... er ... not strawberryey enough. You need some fresh green tea. There's more birdseed by the pond. Please don't swing on the spaghetti.

[Kryhavoc]

[Falling Man]

Who gets charged with Bestiality, Darth or Luke? Or is this Leah's spawn?

[freiman]

The thing to remember about squirrel is that they are full of really tiny bones, so boning them is difficult, and important.

Plus, they are really, really gamey, so marinating in red wine is useful.

And, because they are rodents, they fur doesn't stand up well over time. Forget the fur. It is soft when you shoot them, but otherwise, it's valuless,

But, they make great chilli, and really mindblowing curry. The same gaminess works great when coupled with an "authoritative" sauce.

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[Mike Taylor]

Who gets charged with Bestiality, Darth or Luke? Or is this Leia's spawn?

Actually, they kinda look like the Tynnans from the Brian Daley Han Solo novels (Han Solo at Star's End, Han Solo's Revenge).

[Farler]

Well ya know the zombie killing tools can be used for squirrels too. Flamethrowers are your last resort rather then your first though, shotguns are still used for shooting, shovels aren't for beheading undead anymore but rather for squishing squirrels that come too close.

[Sehson]

Nah you just need squirrels like Mine...

They're like little tiny old men....
Serious they through nuts at when you're in "Their" Yard all the while telling to get off "Their" Lawn...

Then they lay about looking dead... Seriously they're just full of motivation..

[Leffy]

i <3 your squirrels.