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  • Wanna go to a porn store?

    I think going to a porn store with Jennie and crew would be ALMOST if not more fun than taking my old gamer girls to one.


    "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

  • #2
    *grabs JAK by his shirt with both hands*

    You know gamer girls!?

    *shakes*

    Where do they come from?!
    What makes me a good demoman? If I were a BAD demoman I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KABLOOIE!...T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure...Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable....with an unhappy bloody end!

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    • #3
      *coughs and hides her WoW and EQ2 games.... and her ps3.. and wii... *


      i LOVE porn stores... they make me happy
      Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Vanima View Post
        *coughs and hides her WoW and EQ2 games.... and her ps3.. and wii... *


        i LOVE porn stores... they make me happy

        pokes around in vanima's secret place

        oooooooooo you have games.... and toys


        i likes you
        [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

        Originally posted by RazorJAK
        Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
        http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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        • #5
          One of the many reasons I love Brandi is she's a bit of a gamer as well, not so much with the miniatures but totally a console cowgirl. Porn however has been ruined for her by Pirates (I think that's the address). I don't think it needs to be said that a porn site might not be suitable for all workplaces. She's got a level 70 warlock and is working on a rogue at the moment, the baby makes it a little harder to play WOW.
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          • #6
            *snort snicker*
            Last time I went to a porn store I was with a cross dressing bi guy who was in the Army. ROFLMAO!
            Originally posted by Originally Posted by RazorJAK
            Apple Butter and SHARP cheddar go together like Wenchie and Motorboat noises.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Tipouf View Post
              pokes around in vanima's secret place

              oooooooooo you have games.... and toys


              i likes you
              i has a ton of porn too...haha
              Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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              • #8
                No porn stores in Oklahoma. Actually illegal to own anything showing penetration. Do have adult book stores. They just don't sell anything that isn't edited. Toys are avail. at least. Thank god for the internet

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Darkestthicket View Post
                  One of the many reasons I love Brandi is she's a bit of a gamer as well, not so much with the miniatures but totally a console cowgirl. Porn however has been ruined for her by Pirates (I think that's the address). I don't think it needs to be said that a porn site might not be suitable for all workplaces. She's got a level 70 warlock and is working on a rogue at the moment, the baby makes it a little harder to play WOW.
                  I've never actually seen said movie (Bits of the second, yes. Stoya is freaking awesome), so what was so wrong that it actually ruined porn? I didn't know that was possible as long as you stay in the mainstream stuff.
                  You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ainar View Post
                    No porn stores in Oklahoma. Actually illegal to own anything showing penetration. Do have adult book stores. They just don't sell anything that isn't edited. Toys are avail. at least. Thank god for the internet
                    note to self.. DO NOT MOVE TO OKLAHOMA..

                    though technically... anything other than missionary position is illegal here as well as oral...



                    i break the law LOL
                    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Vanima View Post
                      .. anything other than missionary position is illegal here as well as oral...
                      i break the law LOL
                      I guess I ought to go read up and see how many laws I break here in Texas.
                      Come with me to a land where nightmares fear to walk.

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                      • #12
                        probably quite a few if you are anything like me
                        Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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                        • #13
                          Well, here's some strange laws that might be on the books.

                          http://www.lectlaw.com/files/fun23.htm

                          Pretty funny ones too...

                          -- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)

                          -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting
                          or fishing on your wedding day.

                          -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.)

                          -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

                          -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms.

                          -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude.

                          -- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

                          -- The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

                          -- An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!

                          -- A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

                          -- In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

                          -- In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

                          -- It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

                          -- A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. (Ouch! These pasties hurt!)

                          -- Anywhere in the U.S., it's illegal to use any live endangered species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows or exhibits depicting cross-species sex. (Insectophiles apparently were successful in their lobbying efforts.)

                          -- Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.

                          -- In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.

                          -- Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio - a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

                          -- No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.

                          -- It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
                          You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Schizoid View Post

                            -- A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. (Ouch! These pasties hurt!)
                            Steel chainmail belt? hehe
                            Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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                            • #15
                              What is a penis costume??
                              A cod piece?
                              Come with me to a land where nightmares fear to walk.

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