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  • #16
    Originally posted by frank View Post
    I'm guessing neither of you have seen the websites devoted to the trade and sale of used, dirty underwear then. Apparently some things go for a lot of money depending on how well well they are "seasoned". (ew and cringe!)
    hmmmm.... i do need some evtra xmass money... wonder what mine would go for... being that i am a red head lol


    KIDDING...JUST KIDDING!!!
    [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

    Originally posted by RazorJAK
    Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
    http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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    • #17
      In the vein of stolen underwear, i do not have a personal story but the most "why the heck would they steal THOSE" story i've encountered had to be that of a family friend.

      Talking about about the outcome of the last time he PCSed while in the Marine Corps (from Okinawa to Millington TN), "Ya know, i wasn't surprised when some *&%$#& pilfered my NCO sword, Pissed me the hell off but didn't surprise me. No what surprised me was the fact that Not one single pair of my underwear made it to the US, not even those god-foresaken marine issue Boxers" (notorius for giving the wearer a "wedgie from Hell")

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      • #18
        Originally posted by compy View Post
        otherwise I'd have to think about what kinda thief would want a manly man-smell souvenir
        Originally posted by Ray View Post
        That's okay... In the Marines, someone stole MY dirty panties!! (okay.. okay... tighty whities.. but STILL.. Who the fuck steals a whole load of USED and WET underwear???)
        Originally posted by frank View Post
        I'm guessing neither of you have seen the websites devoted to the trade and sale of used, dirty underwear then.
        Originally posted by Detritus View Post
        "Not one single pair of my underwear made it to the US, not even those god-foresaken marine issue Boxers"
        The thing is that they'd just been washed and were hanging up to dry. They wouldn't have smelled of Soldier Working Out In The Gym. They were just second-hand briefs.

        With £20 a day to spend on new underwear, new civvies, toothpaste, shower gel, laundry powder, boot polish and beer, you'd think people could buy their own.
        When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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        • #19
          Sadly, there's plenty of folks with an underwear fetish that's beyond "just wrong". They caught a murderer last week by tracing the panties he'd been nicking as well during his crime spree (he didn't kill everyone in sight, but he certainly had been yoinking thongs and such.).

          But yeah. Black market in unmentionables. peoples.

          On the other hand, I know at least one person in my college days used the same underwear I did. I found my undies and socks missing after a quick trip to the bathroom- and a nearly identical load in the dryer next to it.

          Fortunately, my parents sent me to school with spares.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by frank View Post
            I'm guessing neither of you have seen the websites devoted to the trade and sale of used, dirty underwear then. Apparently some things go for a lot of money depending on how well well they are "seasoned". (ew and cringe!)
            retitle my avi EWWWWWWW!

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            • #21
              http://www.kontraband.com/videos/125...lgirl-Panties/

              An MTV ad from a few years ago.

              f
              Act your rage.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Ray View Post
                That's okay... In the Marines, someone stole MY dirty panties!! (okay.. okay... tighty whities.. but STILL.. Who the fuck steals a whole load of USED and WET underwear???)
                That happened to me too. Just a few days before an IG inspection. Desperate times I suppose but we tended to deal "harshly" with thieves in the Corps.
                We caught one going through our barracks. Pockets stuffed with whatever he could grab. We were just "escorting" him out when who walks in but the Battalion SgtMaj. He asked what was going on and we told him. He looked the thief over and said; "Nah, this guy doesn't look like a thief to me. Thieves bleed." Then he left the area.
                Put your trust in your sword and your sword in the foe!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Landsknecht View Post
                  "Nah, this guy doesn't look like a thief to me. Thieves bleed." Then he left the area.
                  i cannot type the evil laugh and grin that i had while reading this line......
                  [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

                  Originally posted by RazorJAK
                  Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
                  http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Tipouf View Post
                    i cannot type the evil laugh and grin that i had while reading this line......
                    You too?

                    I knew I liked you.
                    It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. Then...
                    Hey, free eyeball!
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                    Originally posted by Leffy
                    wussy. its not the teeth you should fear


                    its the jaw strength and determination to hang on.

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                    • #25
                      but did you like me before or after i bribed you with kitty toys?
                      [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

                      Originally posted by RazorJAK
                      Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
                      http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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                      • #26
                        ...and it all comes back to toys somehow.

                        that said, (and revealing my own lack of knowledge of the subject matter), can't such toys be cleaned?
                        There are two kinds of people in this world:
                        1. Those who understand binary.

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                        • #27
                          Some you can simply put in the dishwasher at a high temperature.
                          When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Travellar View Post
                            ...and it all comes back to toys somehow.

                            that said, (and revealing my own lack of knowledge of the subject matter), can't such toys be cleaned?
                            actually... they really where KITTY TOYS i was talking about



                            more pictures of the cats
                            [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

                            Originally posted by RazorJAK
                            Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
                            http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Travellar View Post
                              ...and it all comes back to toys somehow.

                              that said, (and revealing my own lack of knowledge of the subject matter), can't such toys be cleaned?
                              as said depends on the toys...

                              Some will melt... some can't be immersed in water... some can't come in contact with silicon based products.... some have been know to multiply when gotten wet and become unstable if fed after midnight... other might run or shrink... some might rust... some will lose all their hair... some will laugh uncontrollably
                              ***I'm quiet in a homicidal yet to kill people sorta way***

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                              • #30
                                lmao sehson

                                no but seriously on all toys there should be care instructions on the package. most of the non-mechanical can go into the dishwaher, and this is the most suggested way to clean it. for the mechanical theres actually a variety of sanitizing gels/soaps specifically for your toys out there, but its hard finding the one that really does sanitize the toy..... but not later come back to haunt you as an allergic reaction in a tender place.

                                and remember when not in use, take your batteries out.

                                Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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