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  • #16
    Well duh, we learn to mess with our caulk at an early age.


    "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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    • #17
      Well there ARE devices that help you straighten out your caulk. You just put it down, pull on it, and the caulk is straight, firm and long. It has differant edges that make it thicker, too. That part's my favorite!!

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      • #18
        Funny thing? My dad and I were talking about that caulk tool just the other day.

        He's mildly upset that they didn't come up witha caulk tool like that until he was in his 70s and doesn't find himself working with his caulk as much anymore.


        "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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        • #19
          I seem to recall seeing a shirt of a caulk gun caulking up a box. I don't remember if "I got caulk for your box" was on the front or back or if it was just implied. Am I crazy or did DJ have a shirt like that somewhere? I'm dangerously close to telling someone elses story as my own.
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          • #20
            Should I admit to being a professional caulker and that I easily have more caulk than anyone else here? I get my caulk from my father, he is well known for his caulking jobs. We deal in caulk by the case.

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            • #21
              I have one of those in my hand right NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

              AHHHH
              hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
              Come with me to a land where nightmares fear to walk.

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              • #22
                Well.. I've only had my own caulk to experience. You should ask someone who's been in the Navy... Being on ship they are SURROUNDED by caulk and use it daily!!!

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                • #23
                  ooh, yeah, your story about the box and caulk gun sounded familiar
                  http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/im...t/DSCF0016.JPG
                  and when I saw it I had no idea what it was but got the impression that it was naughty. and now it makes so much more since in an abstract way.
                  http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/2008_bust.html

                  my brother said no self respecting work man gets a tool for his caulk. You're finger should be enough. If you know what you're doing, it shouldn't get too messy.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
                    Funny thing? My dad and I were talking about that caulk tool just the other day.

                    He's mildly upset that they didn't come up witha caulk tool like that until he was in his 70s and doesn't find himself working with his caulk as much anymore.
                    i been saying it since i first saw the commercial: ITS A GLORIFIED ICING TEXTURIZER. hell my dad used exactly that for one when doing the bathroom.

                    amazing what things you can find in the kitchen to use with your caulk.

                    and Ray, one day your wife is going to kill me.

                    Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                    • #25
                      What's a little caulk between friends??

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                      • #26
                        a big mess depending on how you do it.

                        Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                        • #27
                          looks like everyone likes to play with their caulk

                          and you just can't stop talking about it either it's way too much fun

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                          • #28
                            Penis.
                            "I like my tea like I like my women - Hot, Wet and Green."
                            – IK the Troll

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by meghasissues View Post
                              looks like everyone likes to play with their caulk

                              and you just can't stop talking about it either it's way too much fun
                              Actually, I think teaching lovely ladies how to properly use my caulk is even more than then talking about it.

                              I was affeared to teach Digi how to use the caulk.

                              Then the Wookie (the long haired galoot in the "Teamwork" motivational" ) goes and teachs her how to use a soldering iron ... inside ... within reach of flammable things.

                              he's a lovable lump but, other than the fact that he's deathly afraid of me, he has the self preservation instincts of a gerbil.


                              "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by IK the Troll View Post
                                Penis.
                                I thought for SURE garfalk would be the first to say that..

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