Uh Jen???? (1/13)

[Darkestthicket]

I seem to recall seeing a shirt of a caulk gun caulking up a box. I don't remember if "I got caulk for your box" was on the front or back or if it was just implied. Am I crazy or did DJ have a shirt like that somewhere? I'm dangerously close to telling someone elses story as my own.

[RazorJAK]

Funny thing? My dad and I were talking about that caulk tool just the other day.

He's mildly upset that they didn't come up witha caulk tool like that until he was in his 70s and doesn't find himself working with his caulk as much anymore.

[Ray]

Well there ARE devices that help you straighten out your caulk. You just put it down, pull on it, and the caulk is straight, firm and long. It has differant edges that make it thicker, too. That part's my favorite!!

[RazorJAK]

Well duh, we learn to mess with our caulk at an early age.

[JennieB]

fuck, might as well go in with both feet

You fill the crack with the caulk and use your fingers to spread it but be careful because it can get messy. Be sure to have a wet paper towel for clean up.

Hey, it's you guys who are the handy men and do this with caulk guns and fingers and spreading. You just like messing with the caulk.

[BryanP]

Why is that "Lime in the coconut" song in my head now?

You puts the caulk in da plumber's butt,
you keep it filled up


I'll let you write the rest.

[Alex]

These strips remind me of one of the few Ctrl-Alt-Delete strips that I actually found amusing. It was from pretty early on...

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*searches*

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This one.

[IK the Troll]

So you put the caulk in the crack ... and that isn't porn?

Why is that "Lime in the coconut" song in my head now?

[RazorJAK]

So you put the caulk in the crack ... and that isn't porn?

[Tipouf]

I've got a gun that's only slightly abused... Lemme ask the missus if you can borrow it..



*WHAP*






...that would be a no...

can i borrow your missus?
we'll only use her a lil bit and she'll be well fed in france

[Ray]

I've got a gun that's only slightly abused... Lemme ask the missus if you can borrow it..



*WHAP*







...that would be a no...

[Tipouf]

aww poor leffy, getting old are ya?
need to do more of them exercises with a nice big caulk to help tighten up those muscles

[Ray]

Why Leffy.. a little caulk would fix that problem for sure!!

[Leffy]

i need to start wearing depends when i come here. i ended up giggling enough to pee a little again. and then i saw what ya'll were commenting..... and it happened again.

[Goltotoo]

You saying you suffer from a lack of caulk??

C'mon, Ray, look at panel 1. Her caulk's as big as anyone's.