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  • Londubh
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    I like it. Both funny and laughable.

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  • Queen_Sarah_Sunshine
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    Yeah it becomes a whole lot less threatening when someone says...... "I would shoot you!....... If I could afford it.

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  • Paramour Katje
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    "You better hope I can't get no bullets on layaway!"

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  • sableagle
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    You don't need gun control. You know what we need? We need some bullet control!

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  • Queen_Sarah_Sunshine
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    Originally posted by Talen View Post
    Now, if they'd just ban guns and require us all to use fireworks instead, the world would be a mildly less lethal place...if only cause they're harder to aim proper.
    Classy, very classy.

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  • Talen
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    Originally posted by sableagle View Post
    That or it was kids putting them up lengths of 1.5" plastic drainpipe taped to the bike's crossbar and launching them at the older kids who kept trying to beat us them up.

    I don't see the problem. They let the Territorial Army have field guns, don't they?
    Down here in VA, many fireworks are illegal. It doesn't stop folks from using them. I've still got a faint scar from a burn-to-the-bone hit from someone who didn't like me much, and I can say with much amusement one group of college kids managed to get their own car set on fire while blowing up mailboxes on the street outside.

    Now, if they'd just ban guns and require us all to use fireworks instead, the world would be a mildly less lethal place...if only cause they're harder to aim proper.

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  • sableagle
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    I'm sure I remember them being a lot bigger than this.

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  • sableagle
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    That or it was kids putting them up lengths of 1.5" plastic drainpipe taped to the bike's crossbar and launching them at the older kids who kept trying to beat us them up.

    I don't see the problem. They let the Territorial Army have field guns, don't they?

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  • John Northman
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGp8L7dlUOo
    The proper way to use fireworks..

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  • Queen_Sarah_Sunshine
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    NZ doesn't have rockets anymore...... they made them illegal....


    Possibly because too many people used them like that!

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  • sableagle
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    Originally posted by Queen_Sarah_Sunshine View Post
    Woot *starts googling how to turn her left over fireworks intoweapons of destruction*
    Get rocket. Break stick off rocket. Wait until after dark. Give it to someone who isn't bothering to use a torch and check names and instructions. Let them assume it's a golden rain or roman candle or some such thing. Watch them stand it on its nose in the ground. Run like hell, very quietly. Listen for the bang. Listen for the screaming.

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  • Leffy
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    lmao. niiiiiice.

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  • IK the Troll
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    Originally posted by Leffy View Post
    this made me think of thos frog in a blender drink they serve at a local bar

    theres a layer of red a layer of white and a layer of green. you're supposed to stir it up then suck it down as fast as you can before they separate again.
    FROG IN A BLENDER!

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  • Tipouf
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    dammit! i sooo need to plan some drinking fun for my birthday
    lmao i can go celebrate my 21th birthday and get smashing drunk lol
    ...ok so it will be my 30th birthday but well people think i look 15 so...

    link to blue hat

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  • Queen_Sarah_Sunshine
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    Meh I think I like the sugar buzz better anyways....... combined alcohol and sugar buzz is just a bonus!

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