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  • OMG Jennies BF is beating her and she's in Denial!!!!

    or... maybe she really DOES just run with the punches.. ?



    oohhhh i'm SOOOO dead for suggesting Will is a bastard


    **giggles**


    **** hoping will has a sense of humor ****
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    Originally posted by JennieB
    While it is a sweet thought, please, no strippers.

  • #2
    Wouldn't dating Jennie REQUIRE a sense of humor?
    "I like my tea like I like my women - Hot, Wet and Green."
    – IK the Troll

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    • #3
      and good mental health insurance


      "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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      • #4
        te heee...
        i know how she feels
        the doc and i end up beating each other up without even trying

        elbow here, hip there... mix in a wall or a knee
        ooo and nails... not just mine

        we are brutal and don't mean to be... just not paying attention
        [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

        Originally posted by RazorJAK
        Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
        http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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        • #5
          Hee. A friend of mine is just as bad. She managed to open her truck door and trip at the same time. *whap* Big ol' black eye.

          She's back at work and people ask her what happened.

          "I ran into a door."

          "Oh honey, you don't have to put up with that sort of thing. And covering up for him doesn't help."

          "You don't understand. I ran into a door. Really.

          *sad shakes of disbelief*

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          • #6
            Heh. All I have to worry about is avoiding the wife's elbows while she thrashes in her sleep. No black eyes (yet) but have gotten a couple of bruises over the years. Owie.

            There's a lot of good things to be said about the idea of sleeping in different beds... sometimes.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Tipouf
              te heee...
              i know how she feels
              the doc and i end up beating each other up without even trying

              elbow here, hip there... mix in a wall or a knee
              ooo and nails... not just mine

              we are brutal and don't mean to be... just not paying attention
              Rough Sex FTW!
              "I like my tea like I like my women - Hot, Wet and Green."
              – IK the Troll

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              • #8
                Originally posted by BryanP
                Hee. A friend of mine is just as bad. She managed to open her truck door and trip at the same time. *whap* Big ol' black eye.

                She's back at work and people ask her what happened.

                "I ran into a door."

                "Oh honey, you don't have to put up with that sort of thing. And covering up for him doesn't help."

                "You don't understand. I ran into a door. Really.

                *sad shakes of disbelief*


                Same thing happens to me, and same reactions -- no one believes that I really did trip down the stairs, or run into a door, or hit myself with a frying pan, or trip over every piece of furniture in my house within a minute with all the lights on. So I've just taken to screaming out and crying "HE DOESN'T KNOW HE HURTS ME! REALLY HE LOVES ME!"

                Or I'll point to my friend Bryce and say "He's abusive! He beats me all the time!" and he'll nod and go "Yep. And she deserves it!" (This is actually partially true, because he is clumsy as well, but always manages to hurt me with his clumsiness instead of himself. Or when we wrestle/playfight something goes wrong and I get a bruise. Either way it's usually me that gets hurt, and not him, so we find it quite hilarious -- especially as if we were to really fight I'd kill him. I'm like twice his size.)

                No one takes me seriously when I say those things. It's incredibly ironic.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by IK the Troll
                  Rough Sex FTW!
                  Reason why I can't wear revealing clothing in the summer.... le sigh.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Paramour Katje


                    Same thing happens to me, and same reactions -- no one believes that I really did trip down the stairs, or run into a door, or hit myself with a frying pan, or trip over every piece of furniture in my house within a minute with all the lights on. So I've just taken to screaming out and crying "HE DOESN'T KNOW HE HURTS ME! REALLY HE LOVES ME!"

                    Or I'll point to my friend Bryce and say "He's abusive! He beats me all the time!" and he'll nod and go "Yep. And she deserves it!" (This is actually partially true, because he is clumsy as well, but always manages to hurt me with his clumsiness instead of himself. Or when we wrestle/playfight something goes wrong and I get a bruise. Either way it's usually me that gets hurt, and not him, so we find it quite hilarious -- especially as if we were to really fight I'd kill him. I'm like twice his size.)

                    No one takes me seriously when I say those things. It's incredibly ironic.

                    true story.. happened tonight... in the dark ... came home from my sisters house ... i was carrying a large bag of stuff that i got out of the trunk.. my wife closed the trunk behind me and followed me to the house... some how i managed to snag the antenna on the car with the bag i was carrying and WHIPPED my poor wife in the face ... now she has a welt ...
                    Wandering Minds: Soap for the Brain
                    http://kiltman.comicgenesis.com
                    Twitter : @kiltmancomics
                    Originally posted by JennieB
                    While it is a sweet thought, please, no strippers.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by IK the Troll
                      Rough Sex FTW!
                      yeah so this mornings quicky was not so not happy cause i got elbowed in abdomin

                      and outside he tries to be playful while we are goofying off and he spanks my but ...but aim is too high...owwww
                      [/QUOTE] and Captain Kitty says.... "Oooooooh! You kinky bitch!" [/QUOTE]

                      Originally posted by RazorJAK
                      Yeah yeah, you're the type of girl who would be whispering "Safewords are for quitters." in my ear. :-P
                      http://www.zazzle.com/shalla/

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Necrotism (aka TJ)
                        true story.. happened tonight... in the dark ... came home from my sisters house ... i was carrying a large bag of stuff that i got out of the trunk.. my wife closed the trunk behind me and followed me to the house... some how i managed to snag the antenna on the car with the bag i was carrying and WHIPPED my poor wife in the face ... now she has a welt ...


                        Originally posted by Tipouf
                        and outside he tries to be playful while we are goofying off and he spanks my but ...but aim is too high...owwww
                        My ex used to do that all the time. Soooo painful.

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                        • #13
                          I was just talking to someone on Saturday at my sister's archery practice. Her friend is a heavy fighter in the SCA, so she gets bruises and various such injuries. So her coworkers started leaving anonymous notes on her car windshield with tips and stuff for abusive situation. She was both touched and amused by their concern. I don't remember if the person said she explained or not.
                          "Don't get it right, just get it written." - James Thurber

                          Learning how to think means learning how to exercise some control over how and what you think...being conscious and aware enough to choose what you pay attention to...how you construct meaning from experience. Because if you cannot exercise this kind of choice in adult life, you will be totally hosed. -David Foster Wallace (personal reminder)

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