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[Disco Duck]

i'm trying to stick to docs suggestions... but ya'll are making me resent my oatmeal in the morning. he told me no sugar or flavorings and i have to eat fat free flavorless yogurt x.x sour cream tastes better. don't know how this is suposed to help. my tummy upsets are worse when i eat too much fiber and milk stuffs.

Can you add raspberries or blueberries? That's what a friend of mine does.

I <3 banana....so the cookies with pepper intrigue me.

( :waits for the jokes: )

[Ray]

Hey JAK!! Sounds like she's hakerin for some UGLYFRUIT!!

[Queen_Sarah_Sunshine]

i'm trying to stick to docs suggestions... but ya'll are making me resent my oatmeal in the morning. he told me no sugar or flavorings and i have to eat fat free flavorless yogurt x.x sour cream tastes better. don't know how this is suposed to help. my tummy upsets are worse when i eat too much fiber and milk stuffs.

We add a dried fruit mix to ours, it makes it sweet without any flavourings, and definitely makes it more filling.

[Mindflayer]

You it's things like candy and cookies, and cake, that make me appreciate the fact that I'm a scrawny bastard...


Of course, it's things like picking up 80lb TV sets that make me wish I could actually gain weight or grow muscle...

[RazorJAK]

Hey JAK!! Sounds like she's hakerin for some UGLYFRUIT!!

Don't knock ugli fruit. It's one of the best things to come out of Jamaica.

Now if she starts having a hankering for durian. THEN there's a problem.

[sableagle]

Now if she starts having a hankering for durian. THEN there's a problem.

They had cakes made with that stuff for sale in Bangkok airport, and I had some cash to splash before I left.

I had no idea wtf it was and didn't buy it.

Normally, I go for the UI foodstuffs as a sort of cultural experience. This time, I left it well alone.

Good call, eh?

[RazorJAK]

I'd eat balut' again before that shite.

Durian has an aroma like high grade limburger left to ripen in the unwashed jockstrap of a NBA player after the playoffs.

It has a texture in between soft tofu and firm custard.

It coats the throat, tongue and, I swear to all that is unholy, the nasal passages!

It is the pure unprocessed excrement of the damned.

[Ray]

JAK you need to stop being so literal. And I said eat my SHORTS...

[Leffy]

i suddenly want tofu.

[morguth]

I'd eat balut' again before that shite.

Durian has an aroma like high grade limburger left to ripen in the unwashed jockstrap of a NBA player after the playoffs.

It has a texture in between soft tofu and firm custard.

It coats the throat, tongue and, I swear to all that is unholy, the nasal passages!

It is the pure unprocessed excrement of the damned.

Went to a durian fruit stand in malaysia, smelled more like mango than aforementioned jockstrap (or maybe that was the mangosteens?) Texture is dead on, worst part of eating it. Tastes like a mix between not-good banana and mushy cantelope, and you'll be burping cantelope-type taste for the next several hours, despite how much beer you drink.

[Leffy]

now i want cantelope too. tofu and cantelope. swear to god if i was the least bit worried that would make me paranoid.

[Ray]

Well there's always divine impregnation..

[Leffy]

i would have a moment of enlightenment that'd let me kick its ass.

[RazorJAK]

Went to a durian fruit stand in malaysia, smelled more like mango than aforementioned jockstrap (or maybe that was the mangosteens?) Texture is dead on, worst part of eating it. Tastes like a mix between not-good banana and mushy cantelope, and you'll be burping cantelope-type taste for the next several hours, despite how much beer you drink.

Personally, I think Anthony Bourdain describes it best:

"Your breath will smell as if you'd been French-kissing your dead grandmother."

And this from a man who LIKES durian.

[Farler]

Well there's always divine impregnation..

I don't understand divine impregnation, I mean how does da vine get anything pregnant? it's a freaking plant!