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well... if i'm required to have a prescription to own a massager.... atleast... if i get caught. but if the cops raid my house just to search my panty drawer i'm going to have a law suit.Leave a comment:
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Does that mean Ive been told to watch more??? Can I get a note reflecting this? Something I can give to my local porn store?
Mr. Farler has a hentai deficiency, he has been instructed to supplement his normal viewing habits with more animated girls being violated. Please fill his porn prescriptions accordingly.Leave a comment:
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Went to a durian fruit stand in malaysia, smelled more like mango than aforementioned jockstrap (or maybe that was the mangosteens?) Texture is dead on, worst part of eating it. Tastes like a mix between not-good banana and mushy cantelope, and you'll be burping cantelope-type taste for the next several hours, despite how much beer you drink.
"Your breath will smell as if you'd been French-kissing your dead grandmother."
And this from a man who LIKES durian.Leave a comment:
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now i want cantelope too. tofu and cantelope. swear to god if i was the least bit worried that would make me paranoid.Leave a comment:
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I'd eat balut' again before that shite.
Durian has an aroma like high grade limburger left to ripen in the unwashed jockstrap of a NBA player after the playoffs.
It has a texture in between soft tofu and firm custard.
It coats the throat, tongue and, I swear to all that is unholy, the nasal passages!
It is the pure unprocessed excrement of the damned.Leave a comment:
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I'd eat balut' again before that shite.
Durian has an aroma like high grade limburger left to ripen in the unwashed jockstrap of a NBA player after the playoffs.
It has a texture in between soft tofu and firm custard.
It coats the throat, tongue and, I swear to all that is unholy, the nasal passages!
It is the pure unprocessed excrement of the damned.Leave a comment:
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I had no idea wtf it was and didn't buy it.
Normally, I go for the UI foodstuffs as a sort of cultural experience. This time, I left it well alone.
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