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  • sableagle
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    Originally posted by Farler View Post
    I don't understand divine impregnation, I mean how does da vine get anything pregnant? it's a freaking plant!
    http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=Davina

    All clearer now?

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  • Leffy
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    well... if i'm required to have a prescription to own a massager.... atleast... if i get caught. but if the cops raid my house just to search my panty drawer i'm going to have a law suit.

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  • Farler
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    Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
    You haven't watched enough hentai.
    Does that mean Ive been told to watch more??? Can I get a note reflecting this? Something I can give to my local porn store?

    Mr. Farler has a hentai deficiency, he has been instructed to supplement his normal viewing habits with more animated girls being violated. Please fill his porn prescriptions accordingly.

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  • RazorJAK
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    Originally posted by Farler View Post
    I don't understand divine impregnation, I mean how does da vine get anything pregnant? it's a freaking plant!
    You haven't watched enough hentai.

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  • Farler
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    Originally posted by Ray View Post
    Well there's always divine impregnation..
    I don't understand divine impregnation, I mean how does da vine get anything pregnant? it's a freaking plant!

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  • RazorJAK
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    Originally posted by morguth View Post
    Went to a durian fruit stand in malaysia, smelled more like mango than aforementioned jockstrap (or maybe that was the mangosteens?) Texture is dead on, worst part of eating it. Tastes like a mix between not-good banana and mushy cantelope, and you'll be burping cantelope-type taste for the next several hours, despite how much beer you drink.
    Personally, I think Anthony Bourdain describes it best:

    "Your breath will smell as if you'd been French-kissing your dead grandmother."

    And this from a man who LIKES durian.

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  • Leffy
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    i would have a moment of enlightenment that'd let me kick its ass.

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  • Ray
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    Well there's always divine impregnation..

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  • Leffy
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    now i want cantelope too. tofu and cantelope. swear to god if i was the least bit worried that would make me paranoid.

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  • morguth
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    Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
    I'd eat balut' again before that shite.

    Durian has an aroma like high grade limburger left to ripen in the unwashed jockstrap of a NBA player after the playoffs.

    It has a texture in between soft tofu and firm custard.

    It coats the throat, tongue and, I swear to all that is unholy, the nasal passages!

    It is the pure unprocessed excrement of the damned.
    Went to a durian fruit stand in malaysia, smelled more like mango than aforementioned jockstrap (or maybe that was the mangosteens?) Texture is dead on, worst part of eating it. Tastes like a mix between not-good banana and mushy cantelope, and you'll be burping cantelope-type taste for the next several hours, despite how much beer you drink.

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  • Leffy
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    i suddenly want tofu.

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  • Ray
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    JAK you need to stop being so literal. And I said eat my SHORTS...

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  • RazorJAK
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    I'd eat balut' again before that shite.

    Durian has an aroma like high grade limburger left to ripen in the unwashed jockstrap of a NBA player after the playoffs.

    It has a texture in between soft tofu and firm custard.

    It coats the throat, tongue and, I swear to all that is unholy, the nasal passages!

    It is the pure unprocessed excrement of the damned.

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  • sableagle
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    Originally posted by RazorJAK View Post
    Now if she starts having a hankering for durian. THEN there's a problem.
    They had cakes made with that stuff for sale in Bangkok airport, and I had some cash to splash before I left.

    I had no idea wtf it was and didn't buy it.

    Normally, I go for the UI foodstuffs as a sort of cultural experience. This time, I left it well alone.

    Good call, eh?

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  • RazorJAK
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    Originally posted by Ray View Post
    Hey JAK!! Sounds like she's hakerin for some UGLYFRUIT!!
    Don't knock ugli fruit. It's one of the best things to come out of Jamaica.

    Now if she starts having a hankering for durian. THEN there's a problem.

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