Ear breathing

[bobcat35]

well what else would you put on breast plates?

[DarkPhoenix]

why breast plates? is he gonna have a boob sandwich

I can haz? (I'm visualizing a few interesting images of what a boob sandwich could be)

[bobcat35]

why breast plates? is he gonna have a boob sandwich

[AmericanGeekster]

What, just because I'm a little angel?

::hands crash helmet and breastplate::

Don't say we didn't warn you...

[DarkPhoenix]

sniff, sniff...

I smell a newbie...

Watch out for crazed kats and dragons -- they're known for pouncing (A LOT) the newbies.

What, just because I'm a little angel?

[greyloch]

sniff, sniff...

I smell a newbie...

Watch out for crazed kats and dragons -- they're known for pouncing (A LOT) the newbies.

[DarkPhoenix]

JAK's advice to oral sex ...

There is no ONE SECRET TECHNIQUE that will get everyone off. Sex is not a video game. There is no "secret code" to unlock orgasm in every partner. Learn your partner's body, dumbass.

Totally good advice, but is it bad that my first thought to this was: "I don't know, going all Up, Up, Down, Down, Right, Left, Right, Left, A, B every so often would work out pretty well"?

[kitty!]

I hate the ones who are insecure with their PENIS and their MASCULINITY and they think that, no matter how straight they think they are THEY'RE GAY, AND IT'S A BAD THING, BECAUSE PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE GAY AND THAT'S A BAD THING AND KLSGJSEOIRGHOISEJGLKDS

No, I didn't get emo over him. I got emo over wasting all that time on a sad ass sop!

WHY. WHY MELODY WHY.

[Lithanial]

HEY! not all males are are insecure. If you are insecure about something then....do something about it maybe? But then I tend to defy any male typical conventions and be horrendously strong willed.

Only thing I might wish is for less hair to grow on me! stupid god damn beard growth...itches like mad and stops us males from wearing awesome make up except for special occasions; grrrr.

[greyloch]

*sigh*

I hate the insecure males. They are high maintenance and just not worth the work.

Dickless wonder = the guy you were with at MDRF? The one you went all emo over?

And I hate to break it to you sweetie, but all males are insecure, in some ways or another. Some of us have gotten over these insecurities, others are just better at covering them up. Higher maintenance is worth it but only if you're getting an equal amount of joy/fun out of the maintenance and/or results of said maintenance. Same applies to the gentlemen as well.

Jak - well spoken advice. I know I've been guilty of not making any sounds, especially if I'm enjoying myself.

...and that's probably waaay TMFI.

[Kona]

I’m all for communication in most aspects of relationships, but I can understand why this is a difficult area. For one thing, we all like to think that our partner is so in tune with us that he/she just KNOWS. Like how you complete each other’s sentences and can relate to each other’s moods. The fact that this doesn’t necessarily translate to the bedroom doesn’t make it any easier to accept.

The other big thing is, in the heat of the moment, having to explain what your partner is doing right or wrong can take a lot of wind out of the sails. Often it’s better to just continue for now, and plan to bring it up later. Problem with that is, few people can discuss it later; it just feels creepy.

[kitty!]

I was dating the dude who thought me piping up made him the dickless wonder. I take no part in the speechatude of needing to speak up.

*sigh*

I hate the insecure males. They are high maintenance and just not worth the work.

[sableagle]

Sex is not a video game. There is no "secret code" to unlock orgasm in every partner.

If there was, some git with a wireless controller would be causing all kinds of trouble.

[Dragyn]

In closing ... Even though your mouth is busy if you're doing it right; COMMUNICATION from BOTH participants is the key to good oral sex.

Givers, you need to listen!
Receivers, you need to pipe up!

This has been a production of the "Common Sense delivered with a 2x4" learning annex.

This advice is good for not only oral sex, but relationships in general.

This delivered with the smaller "1X2" teaching tool.

[RazorJAK]

JAK's advice to oral sex ...

There is no ONE SECRET TECHNIQUE that will get everyone off. Sex is not a video game. There is no "secret code" to unlock orgasm in every partner. Learn your partner's body, dumbass.

If your partner is doing something that you don't like ... SAY SOMETHING, STUPID! Unless Prof. X is the one going down on you ... you're not fucking a mindreader.

If your partner is doing something you REALLY like ... SAY SOMETHING, STUPID!

If your partner shows they aren't an idiot and actually does follow the second and third point ... Take it as help, not criticism. Someone saying they don't like it when you nibble on the clit isn't the same thing as them calling you a dickless wonder who couldn't get a girl's rocks off if you tried.

In closing ... Even though your mouth is busy if you're doing it right; COMMUNICATION from BOTH participants is the key to good oral sex.

Givers, you need to listen!
Receivers, you need to pipe up!

This has been a production of the "Common Sense delivered with a 2x4" learning annex.