Ear breathing

[Death Dragon2]

Seeing as I'm related to Chuck Norris, if not by blood, then by the way I was born (kicked my way out 6 weeks premature, was still 21" and 6.5lbs), If I lived near you, I would roundhouse him so hard his immediate descendants would suddenly grab their heads in pain at the same time on the same day every year.

[kitty!]

My ex took every suggestion as criticism against his character, that I thought he was less of a man. I was too much of a needy brat to realize those ASSUMPTIONS made him less of a man, and I spent the rest of the time "soothing" his "wounded self esteem." And I don't really like reinforcing poor self esteem, even if everything he said about himself was true.

Guh. WASTED YEAR. WASTED YEAR OF MY LIFE.

Pretty much done being tactful and polite and demure if it gets me nothing but grief.

I kinda want to kick him in the face.

[Death Dragon2]

Did your ex ask you what YOU liked, kitty?
EDIT: Also, I just remembered that there are jerks out there that view giving face as doing the woman a favor, and therefore are pissed that the woman doesn't appreciate that they are doing so even though they don't really want to. I really am having a hard time putting down what I'm trying to say here. Stupid brain not cooperating. >.<

[kitty!]

Dude, I just told the entire internets I think cunniligus is BORING.

We're both guilty of tmi.

[Dragyn]

That was what I was going to say Kat. . . . . . .

I may not be the best, but I haven't had any one complain about being bored, but then again, it has been a while so I am probably pretty rusty. . . . . . . .

Wait a minute. . . . Thats a bit of TMI isn't it?

[kitty!]

*shrugs* I'm not too broke up about it, I have plenty of fun in bed elsewise.

[KiaKat]

Chica, if you're getting bored, he's not doing it right.

Girls are much better, mostly cause they don't limit themselves to one set of bits.

Besides, it's even more fun if you're tied to the headboard and *honestly* can't touch

[kitty!]

I'm kinda torn. I'm half piqued / half worried that
Kitty can actually add something to this thread.

I was shocked with that too. I mean...it's awkward. It's like I KNOW WHAT they're talking about.... oh god...

Also I'm not too keen on ear breathers. Sometimes it's boring. Actually, often it's boring, because it's like the least interactive activity ever. Weee, lie there and be BORED. You can't TOUCH ANYTHING and you can't SEE anything, and you have to wait until your body responds to repetitive stimulation! And the ex got SOOOO offended that I didn't like it because blah blah blah emo emo emo.

boys are stupid.

Also, this is why I'd be a bad lesbian.

[Rapscallion]

Fewer inhibitions?

More likely to have read the Kama Sutra, methinks.

Rapscallion

[sableagle]

Now, where did I store that old Cub Scout manual... *plots evilly*

If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind,
and you come across a girl scout who is similarly inclined,
don't be nervous; don't be flustered; don't be scared.
Be Prepared!

[Sehson]

I right haiku's in kanji..

[greyloch]

I'm kinda torn. I'm half piqued / half worried that Kitty can actually add something to this thread. Keep in mind that she once called me her "good, psycho father figure." Halp?

But going back to the thread, Morse code? o.O Hadn't thought of that. Now, where did I store that old Cub Scout manual... *plots evilly*

[Dragyn]

That may be, but it has been scientifically proven that geek girls are best in bed.

Fewer inhibitions?

[Death Dragon2]

That may be, but it has been scientifically proven that geek girls are best in bed.

[sableagle]

This is going to come out awkward and garbled and kinda explicit, however my initial words were so graphic I was worried about being banhammered.

I will say, however, that if on a bed in certain positions, thighs and pillows can block the ear canals, making ear-breathing useless.

that is, if someone has a penchant for grinding/encouraging grinding.

DEAR GOD I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO ADD TO THIS CONVERSATION.

In certain positions, if she's done a lot of dancing and taken part in dance competitions and so on you can find yourself fearing for the structural integrity of your vertebrae.